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Manager asked a sardarji at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: POSTBOX
Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht,
d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!
Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!
Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.
Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U... Gud Night
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
kalam farke ohde te kuch likhan laga das ohda bholapan likha ya chaturai ,
doha rahan te aak mere hath ruk jande das ohda pyar likha ya judai likha ,
hasse lut k oh dilan de hal puchdi das ohdi majboori likha bewafai likha,
KAB UNKI PALKO SE IZHAAR HOGA,
DIL KE KISI KONE MEIN HAMARE LIYE PYAAR HOGA.
GUZAR RAHI HAI RAATEIN UNKI YAAD MEIN,
KABHI TO UNKO HUMSE MILNE KA INTEZAAR HOGA.
pyar se pyare ho tum
magar ishq se anjan ho tum
Rabne bhi kya khub banaya
Abb ish dil ke mehaman ho tum
Jakham jab mere siney k bhar jayenge,
aansu bhi moti ban kar bikhar jayenge.
Ye mat puchna kis-kis ne dhokha diya,
varna kuch apno k bhi chehre utar jayenge.
I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai , Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara , Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi , Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi .
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Kuri waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:tu non-veg khanda
Munda:ha
Sharab:ha
Smack:ha
Jua:haa
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postve vi hai
Munda:hanji HIV+
Fizao me tum ho
Hawao me tum ho
Baharo me tum ho
Ghaton me tum ho
Dhoop me tum ho
shaon me tum ho
Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See''s saw Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw, See''s saw would not have sawed Soar''s seesaw. So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ''Free Delivery''
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
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Fish said to water: u wont ever see my tears, bcause i m in the water. water replied: but i can feel ur tears bcause u r in my heart.Thats love...
Agar Jan-na chaho ki koi tumhe kitna yad karta hai,to barish ki bundo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna Tum yad karte ho,jitni Tum chodoge utna Hum yad karte hai.
I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.
Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
Yado ki dhund me teri parchai c lagti hai.Sannate me gunjti koi shehnai c lagti hai.Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai warna seene me saans b parayi c lagti hai.