Pramod Wishes Collection - Page 16

Did u notic ur phone got heavier with my msg?coz it contains lots of lov,gud wishes,affections & prayers 2 Keep u hapi,safe& smiling.

Gød BlesS Yøu
,.**., WìtH Ä
( ''_'' ) CööL
(,l:l,) MørNìnG,
Ä
WärM
NøøN,

& Ä



GøLDeN
SUnSeT.


Be HäPPY,
Hävé
Ä BeäUTìFüL
DäY.

GØØD morNìnG!.....

no visits...



no calls..~.



no sms''s...



no letters...



no missed calls...



I''m worried...





Sohneo,


viah ta ni kra leya kitey?~@

Yo mama''s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".

do the world a favour, pull your lip over your head and SWALLOW!

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor''s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Never let a man''s mind wander,
It''s too little to be out on it''s own!!!!

Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.

“The philosophers have merely interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.”
- Karl Marx

Na jina mila na marna mila,
Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that''s me. Take care always.

What''s the best& worst news one might hear at the same time ? it''s when ur Girlfriend says: U have the biggest tool amongst yr friends..

Q : Kya hoga agar pepsodent wale condom banaye to.... ? A: hona kya, raat bhar dishum dishum....

Haye raba kadi ishk na kari... nahi tah pachtaenga,

asi taan mar ke tere kol ana hai, tu kide kol jaenga??

Teri palko p khwab rakh gya koi,teri saso p nam likh gya koi,chalo vada raha tumse,bhul jana hame.agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya koi.

Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful, Whatever gives u happiness,may all that be yours-2day,2morrow & 4ever.

Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
''Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...''

zindage.com k liye pyar ki web said zarore hain kyun k dil k hotmail par pyar ki chating adhore hain

People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.

You will always impress people because you have talent,looks,
Intelligence and if that isn''t enough tell them u r "My Friend"!

Teri judai ka khauf kyon hai mujhe,Tu jaha bhi hai mere kareeb hai...Zindagi se aur kya maangoon,Teri dosti hi mera naseeb hai...

It''s with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.

I hope you know CPR, ''cause you take my breath away.

Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"