Pramod Wishes Collection - Page 11

A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

What should Dravid do now?
go in for a max life insurance!

Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.

Zuban se keh nahi sakte,
Khuda se fariyaad karte hain...
Jab tumhara dil zor se dhadke,
To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad karte hain...

Rose r red,
sky is blue,
i love u........
LOVE is a challange ......so accept it,,,LOVE is a game ........play it
BUT
LOVE is also slow poision

In response to a classified Ad: " Wife wanted", a man received thousands of responses saying, "You can have mine."

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN.
PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA.
HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE.
PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.

if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death.......
then i"ll spend 23 hrs wid U........
&
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH....!!!!

If luvin u waz a sin,the HELL would be my palace,if it waz a crime,prison would be my heaven.just because of luving you. starring

Since the day I met you
My whole world has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
I''m in love again

I love you without knowing how.i love u without knowing when.i love you without knowing y.i love you even though knowing to you.im just a friend.

Mesmerize me in ur tender lovin care,
Staring in the eyes of sum-one so rare,
Dat special feeling i cant bear,
Weneva u want me il owez b dere.

zindagi bhar tujhse pyaar karta rahunga...
tu na kare toh kya,teri yadoin mein jeeta rahunga..
ab yeh na kehna ki yaad bhi na karuin tumko...
tab yeh sansein bhi lena bhul jaaunga

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn''t Is A Fool Forever

Adults are just kids who owe money

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul...........

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n'' I''m sad,
Ur laughing n'' I''m laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!

UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Socha na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega, ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai, aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega.

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
ki TUMne 6 maheene se,
KHANA nahin khaya. Ha Ha Ha Ha…….

The greatest thing you''ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

If you have it [Love], you don''t need to have anything else, and if you don''t have it, it doesn''t matter much what else you have.