sharma Wishes Collection - Page 15

Jindgi ke mod pe aisa waqt ata hai.
jab insane apne apko tanha pata hai.
vahi tanhaiya to batati hai ki
kaun kiska kitna saath nibhata he.

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

Ye Dil Jane Kya Kar Baitha,
Mujhse Puche Bina Faisla Kar Baitha

Tuta Sitara Nahi Milta Is Zameen Par

Aur Ye Chand Ke Liye Zid Kar Baita.

Bebe mar gayi.ladies ron lgiyaan.bebe kithe gayi,jithe na dhup na cha,na roti na sabzi,na bijli na pani..santa :yar dekh lagda budi saade ghar na gai hove..

Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poochha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?

Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange...

Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo ki Haal chal hai twade?
Ladki-(Gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai, Santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai.

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.

Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya? Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..

Uske Kadam Jaha-Jaha Pade hamne Wo Jagah Choom Li,
or Wo kambkht Meri Maa Se Keh gayi
Aunty apka LADKA mitti khata Rehta hai"

RAJSATHAN KI LADKIYA CHURMA BNATI HAI. GUJRAT KI LADKIYA DOKLA BNATI HAI. MDRASH KI LADKIYA ITLE BNATI HAI. HARYANA KI LADKIYA CHUTIYA BNATI HAI.

'mere pyare dost'
CHAND par PAANI mil
gaya hai..!!
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GILLAS
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DAARU
lekar aa jao....;-)

U hav cute eyes,

U hav sweet voice,

U hav beautifull nose,

U hav smart look,

U hav sharp brain.


Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!

Sade Khyal Da Vi Khyal Rakheya Kar,
Har Vele Na Nava Sawal Rakheya Kar,
NOJI Teri Vagdi Rehndi Har Vele,
Kise Vele Taan kol RUMAL Rakheya Kar.........

Har Mummy ka SPNA hota hai,, K uski BETI ko 1 Gudlook ; Intellignt or Handsome LDKA mile,, Ab tum hi btao akela "MAIN" Kis_Kis ki maa ka SPNA pura krunga.

U r my best friend. Bharosa nahi chalo hum dono QUTUBMINAR per chadenge,? Mai 1 2 3 bolun tum kood jana? Bad me jb tu 1 2 3 bolega mai kood jaunga..

2 Dosto ka rista
Aankho or Palko
jaisa hai
Agr
Palak kuch der na jhapke
To
Aankhe Ro deti hain
or
Agr Aankh me kuch chala jaye
To
Palak Tadap uthti hai.

1 sawal jo apki nind uda de,dimag he to javab do: wo kya chiz hai jo saal me1bar mahine me2 bar hafte me4 bar or din me 6bar ati hai? Its A challenge..

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

Shri Krishn ne Geeta me kha tha ki "Kalyug me ek upkari manav khub sms krega or ek papi sirf sms padhkr muskuryega.. "HAS PAPI HAS AUR JOR SE HAS"..

Dekho ji..
Aisa H,



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krne ko HUM

100 msg kr de



pr hm ko to koi

msg karta
nhi h



to HUM aage

Hokar




"NETAGIRI"
Kyu
KRE??

Pyar Se Jiyo,
Gum ki Raat Na Guzar Jaye to Kehna,
Pyar Se Dekho Pyar Hi Pyar Na Nazar Aaye to Kehna,
DiL Se Yaad Karo,
Hmara sMs na Aaye to Khna.
Good night

Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar, jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar, jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar, phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar.

Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...

Kehte h foolo ki juban nahi hoti, lafzo me khusbu byan nhi hoti. Mila h sms hmara to kadr kijiye, kismat har kisi par mehrban nahi hoti..

A4 -apko
B4-bahut-bahut
C4-chori -chori
D4-dil se
E4-ek bar milkr
F4-face 2 face
G4-gale lga kr
H4-hum apko kehna chahte hain.....


Kya....

**I MISS U

1 jam wafa k naam, 1 jam ulfat k naam, 1 jam mohabbat k naam, 1 jam dushamano k naam, Aur POORI BOTAL MERE DOST tere naam..! aur botal ka naam
*MILK BADAM *

Sabke chehre me woh baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat ni hoti, zindagi me kuch log bhut pyare hote hai, kya kare uni se toh mulakat ni hoti..Gud night

INDIA me survey hua ki,how many people wants 2 hav frnshp vd ME?

Only 3% said-YES



0% said-N0



97% said-aji jhuthe sapne mt dikhao Hamari Aisi kismat kaha.