sharma Wishes Collection - Page 16

Bahut dur h hmari aankho se...

Aapki surat ka nazara...

Par hm hawa k hr jhonke se...
Puch lete h,

kya haal h tumhara.

Mere wajud me kash tu utar jaye. M dekhu aaina or tu nzr aye, tu ho samne or wqt thahar jaye. Ye zindgi tujhe yuhi dekhte hue guzar jaye.

Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti!

Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pi leta.

Kya Aapke paas ye sab h?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Kapkapati Awaz

Agar h

To Aapko swine flu h.

Badal garja pr birshat nhi aai!Dil dhadka magr aawaj nhi aai!Bina hichki k gujar gya aaj din,kya pal bhar bhi hamari yaad nhi aai.

Ishq me jindagi brbad na karwa lena,mummy ke armano ko khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lane ko mile h,unse kisi ka recharge na krwa dena.

Girl-Xcuse me brother,that's my seat.
Boy-OK! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nver afair wid ur mom.
Girl-True...Bt my father did !Moral: dnt be over smart oK

Ae khuda barish karva de,
bas ek katori pani bharva de,
Aur jo mujhe msg nahi karte,
us katori me uska mobile dubva de,
NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJE GE TONE

No tear,No fear khao Mungfle
Aur foole
aap ko 4 din phele lohri ke bale bale

Khuda na kare kabhi apko khusiyo ki kami ho,apke kadmo k niche phulo ki zamin ho,aansu na ho aapki ankho me kabhi,agar ho to vo khusi ki nami ho.

Wo aankho me ashq liye baithe hain, Ham unke pyar me pagal hue baithe hain. Ham to jaan bhi de, Magar vo hamari jaan bane baithe hain.

Dosti me judai ka gum na karna,dur raho bhi dosti kum na karna,ek gujaris hai,agar mile zindgi ke kisi mod par,to hume dekh kar ankhe band na karna.....

Hum whisky nhi peete,hum rum nhi peete,hum jaam ke naam par gam nhi peete,agar mil jaye yaaron ki mefil khuda ki kasam,fir kisi se kam nhi peete.

Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi. Zindagi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi. Samaj aaye to hame b batana
ki kyu karti hai yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi.

Dost ko khafa hone nahi duga,
tere jaisa dost khone nahi duga,
roj karna mujhe 4 sms warna mukke b marunga or rone b nhi duga.

Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"

Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"

Baat rakhi dil me bat kah na saky,
Yaad kiya aapko to saans le na saky,
Pucha kisi ne dil ko ki tune pyar kise kiya jante the fir bhi uska naam le na saky.

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is 6 inch above, from the place u r looking at.

Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,yaad ashat chali jaye to alagh baat hai, yaad aati hai har sans ke sath,sans khatam ho jaye to alagh baat hai.

Unki her jafa ko piye ja rahe the ham, jindgi k liye sharab ko dawa bana rahe the ham, kahte h log k sharab mot h, or is tarh mot ko jindgi bana rahe the ham.

HASRAT THI AAPKO DOST BANANE KI.
KHWAHISH NAHI KUCH AUR PANE KI.
SHIKWE HUMSE NAHI KUDA SE KIJIYE.



KYA JARURAT THI APKO ITNA ACHA BNANE KI..


Hello Dear..!!

CHAND KA DIDAR ANGAN SE HO GAYA.THODI DER ME CHAND BADLON ME KO GAYA. HAMNE INTJAAR KIYA BADLON KE HATNE KA,ITNE ME CHAND KISI AUR KA HO GYA.

People often change 4 two reasons- it can b either that u hv learned enuf that u want 2 change OR u hv been hurt enuf tht u need 2 change!! GOOD MORNING.

Dimag Hai To Jawab do,Konsa kam Hai Jo 1 GENTS Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1Bar karta hE,Par Wahi kaam 1 LADIES Roz karti Hai?.{soch k answr de dena) ITS challenge.

Hum Jante Hai Ki Ye Khwab Jhute Hai
Aur Ye Khushiya Adhuri Hai..
Magar Jinda Rehne Ke Liye Mere Dosto
Kuchh Galat Fehmiyan Bhi Jaruri Hai.

har jheel me kamal khila nahi karta .
har seep me moti mila nahi karta .
ye to khuda ko taras aa gaya hum par .
warna aap jaisa dost sabko mila nahi karte.

Kisi se pyaar karo itna,k kisi or k pyaar ki gunjaish na rahe,jab wo apko ek baar pyaar se dekhe,to zindagi me kisi or cheez ki khwaish na rahe.

Aaj yaha kal na jane kaha jayenge,hum wo parinde h jo asma me kho jayenge, dilo ki door se aise na bandho hume,kl na honge to apke ansu nikal aenge

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti hain

RISHTEY NIBHANE KA ANDAJ AANA CHAHIYE,

YAAD KRNE KA KOI BAHANA AANA CHAHIYE,

MAIN ROJ SMS KRU YA NA KRU,

PR EK PYARA SA SMS AAPKI TARAF SE ROJ AANA CHAHIYE!