sharma Wishes Collection - Page 17

Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar Aya

Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye

Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do

Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.

Ye mana bade hi badnam h hum_
kar jate h shararat kyonki insaan h hum_ Lagana na kabhi humari bato ko Dil se_
Aapko to pata h kitne Nadan h hum.
HA!HA!HA!

LADKI ne
Ghar choda
Sasural mila.

Bhai choda,
Dever mila.

Bahan chodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Choda
JO PATI mila????;-)

Twinkle twinkle little sardar, oh bhangra paye in da car, punjabi tadka te dalh frai,tuhanu 1 din pehlea LOHRI d lakh lakh vadhai...!!! HAPPY LOHRI.

Mitha gurh te vich mil gia til, uddi ptang te khil geya dil, har pal sukh te har din shanti pao, rab agge dua, tusi "Lohri" khushian naal manao. ''HAPPY LOHRI''

Phir aa gayi bhangre di vari, lohri manaun d karo taiyari. Agg de kol saare aao, sundariye mundariye jor naal gao. HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

2 PAL KI ZINDGI KO KHUSHI SE BITA DO..!KITNA BHI HO GAM DIL SE MUSKURA DO..!KUCH AISE JIYO ZINDGI K HAR LAMHE KO..!KI USE YAAD NAHI YAADGAAR BANA DO..!

Have An icy-icy Morning, With Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs With Plumpy Play Jumpy Joys. HAVE A SCOTCHY DAY. Gud mrng

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

Jee Kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawan,
Na batithan na bulawan,
bua akh teri vich
Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!!

Pyar se bada koi dhoka nahi hota,
Bewafai se bada koi tohfa nahi hota,
Kabhie na thukrana dosto ko,
kyoki isse bada koi rishta nahi hota..

Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar ta jatave na..
Sanu hove dard ta oh seh pave na...
jad ve mile japfi pa ke mile,
Aven beganiyan de wangu hath milave na...

How does lazy people (like u) take bath in winters.....??
They stand in front of mirror, throw water on the mirror and say AHAAAA Naha liya....

Kash unhe chahne ka arman na hota,
mai hosh mai hote hue bhi anjan na hota,
ya pyar n hota pathar dil se,
ya phir koi pathar dil insan na hota

gair to gair apne bhi badal jate hai,
mom toh mom pather bhi pigal jate hai,
phir insan ko kya dosh dete ho,
waqt padne par toh bhagwan bhi badal jate hai...

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us....HE makes Moves in our LIFE & then sit back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES...

Dil ke karib aake vo jab dur ho gye
Sare hasin khawab mere chur ho gye
Hmne vafa nibahi tu badnamiya mili
jo log bewafa the vo mashor ho gye.