sharma Wishes Collection - Page 14

Waqt jab dosto ki dastan sunata hai hume bhi koi dost yaad aata hai, bhul jate hai jindagi ke sare gum jab aapke sath bitaya kuch waqt yaad aata hai.

Na zaroorat rakho sitaro ki, Na zaroorat rakho faltoo yaron ki, Bus.. Ek dost mango mere jaisa, Jo watt lagade saaro ki..

Har Gum ko Pala Nahi Jata,Kanch ki Chizo Ko Uchala Nahi Jata,Kuch karna hai to Mehnat karo Yaaro,Har Bat ko"ALL IZ WELL"Bol k Taala Nahi Jata.

Chhup Gaye Wo Jakar Kanhi Shayad Hame Satane Ko Lekin Ham Unki Yaad Me Bhool Gaye Zamane Ko Koi Unhe Jakar Ye Bata De Ki Taraste Hai Ham Unki Ek Jhalak Pane Ko

Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena

tujh par khatm meri har chahat hogi, fir na kisi par ye inayat hogi, kuchh is tarah karenge hum mohabbat tujhko ke na zamane ko khabar hogi na zamane ko koi shikayat hogi

Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai? Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

Uth k chale the Teri mehfil se, piche se tumne bhi pukara nahi, thodi dur ja kar khud hi ruk gye kadam, kyunki Tere bina mera bhi guzara nahi

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

Punjabi teacher to student: "Table par ink kisne girayi hai?" Isko punjabi me convert karo. Student- bhenchodo Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.

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Zindagi apki fullo ki tarah muskraye,Gam ki hawa apko chhu bhi na paye.Yu to lakh aye mausm patzad k,par apki khushi ka ek phol bhi na murzhae....

Ladkiya 70% beautiful hoti hai.
75%Sweet hoti hai.
85%Naughty hoti hai.
90%Quit hoti hai.
100%pyaari hoti hai.
Kulmilakar
70+75+85+ 90+100=420hoti hai.

All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur.







15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.Gud mrng...

Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

Ankho mai ansoo chupae nhi jate
mukadar k likhe mitae nahi jate
kaise churaon teri yadoon se daman
dil mai basnay wale kabhi bhulae nhi jate..

Santa-: Yaar nave surf naal apna kachha dhota si.. Sala chuttran kolo tight ho gya, hun ki kara..!! Banta-: Aida kar, ohi surf naal apne chuttar dho lai....!?!

Shisha hai dil, jaane kab toot jaye,
sath ye jane kab choot jaye,
aap hamari "Dosti" ki itni aadat na daliye,
zindgi hi to hai jane kab ROOTH jaye.

A B C D ,TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI ....
AGAR AATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI AATI HOGI ,
A- Aristocrate
B-Bagpiper
C-Cotessa
D-Director special
E-Eight Pm
F-Fum drop
G-God father

Santa= Aisi ki tesi kab hoti hai.
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan v nahi bacha saakta.
Banta= Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naala na khule...

BOY:
Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote hai

Ek jati hai to dusri aati hai

GIRL
Riksha,taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai

Ek ko bulate hai to 4 aate hai

Aaj khuda ne phir pucha, tera hasta hua chehra udas kyu h, teri aankho me pyas kyu h, jinke pass tere liye waqt hi nahi h, wohi tere liye khas kyu hai.

vade karte he,kasme khate he,fir bhi na jane kyo log saath chhod jate he.mujhe takleef hoti hai fool todne me,na jane log dil kaise tod jate he.

Boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai..?
Pehla:-Wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete...
aur....Dusra
Wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nhi samjhte...!
Gud night

Santa 60th B'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak sher aa gaya1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?2nd-nahi, main nahi darta 1st-to saale apne dho, mere kyu dho rha hai.

Har mandir har deewar par apka naam hai,har gurudware har masjid par apka naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR aur niche 50 rupay ka inam hai.

Jo dost pass na ho wo dil ke karib hote hai.jinke pass dost na ho, wo garib hote hai,lakin jinke dosti aap se ho, wo khusnasib hote hai...

Dard Uthate He Magar Aah Nhi Krte
Kaun Kahta He Hum Wafa Nhi Krte
Aakhir Q Nhi Badalti Taqdir Hmari
Kya Aap Bhi Hmare Haq Me Dua Nhi Krte.