Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever 12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils. catch d live action starting on 3 march.

jab question paper ho out of control ,
answer sheet ko karke fold,
aeroplane bana ke bol ..
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all is fail!

It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION..
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION.

question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
>TENSION AAJ KAL.
>PACK UP SID.
>WANTED 35.
>PASSING DREAMS.
>AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
>MARKS MILE.
> 3 FAILUR

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...: If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!

one of the best caption writen on a clock in an exam-room.. :-
"TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?"..

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

4 things boys d in exam hall:

1. Counting number Of girls...
2. Flirting with Lady Invigilator...
3. Reading the Brand Name Of Pen...
4. Thinking's to study for Next Exam...

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:

1) Sleeping.

2) Eating.

3) Sms.

4) Watch Movies.

5) Chat with Friendz.

6) Dream Of Touching Books.

7) Asking Others "Kuch Parha Kya"..

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm



'SSF'






'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION' ;->

do dilo ki dhadkano me ek saaz hota hai
sabko apni apni mohobbat pe naaz hota hai
usme se har ek bewafa nahi hota
uski bewafai ke peeche bhi koi raaz hota hai

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

What S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain

ti fir ye EXAM bar bar Q?
jago student jago!

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai





























yeh galat hai


















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