Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.

To confirm go to site:

www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Arz kiya hai...
kabhi sochte h Aj padenge,kbhi sochte h Kl padenge,fr sochte h jb papr honge tab padenge,N jb papr hote h 2 kehte h .Ab kya padenge.

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..
Neend ka jhonkamera man moh gaya,Or ek raat fir ye GENIUS bina pade so gaya...

Normal Heart ECG,

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ECG when Exams r going on,

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& when Results are announced,

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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!

Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.

i'll take a coin $ toss it b4 study..

if heads- go & sleep.
if tails- go & watch TV.
if stays vertical- go & listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's study..!

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

New Xam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques
2.2008 write any 2 ques...!
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

Films relatd Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma

Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai - Soch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya, or man lagakar jisne ki padai Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!!!

Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fai

study hard prepare well..if u cant do tht then bribe your teacher n get the question papar

guj re hue exam ko yad na karna ,answer sheet me jo likha uski fariyad na karna ,jo hoga wo hoga ,uski fikar me apni holidays barbad na karna.

yaad aye to likh dena

varna fail to hona hi hai

ladki chhid do yaaro varna compartment to dena hi hai....

cup-stadium
stadium-subject
pitch-exam hall
batsman-student
bowler-question paper
umpire -evaluator
think such a situation

28 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu
Teacher ka ashirwad hota hai28 marks,harstudent ka sar ka taj hota hai 28marks,har failure ka khwab hota hai28 marks

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
G.N

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

AGAR KISI SUBJECT K DILOJAN SE PADHO TO SARI KAYNAAT TUMHE CLEAR KARNE ME JUT JATI HE.AGAR AISA NA HO TO YE END NAHI HE,ABHI 1 AUR ATTEMPT BAKI HE PYARE.

exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!

5 things intellgent students do durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books 5-Askin others kuch padha kya...