Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6
Exams Wishes Wishes on Page 6 of 7
Updated 9 years ago
College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!!
" All lines are Buzy"
so frnds enjoy each moments
Finals = academic suicide
Yo his pencil''s heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. He''s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score A''s, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he''s talking now everyone''s listening now..."the clock''s run out...time''s up, put your pencils down."
A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Finals are like boys...
1. they''re hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren''t as big as you had expected
10. they''re much easier to do when you''re drunk because you just don''t care
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, ''Man, whatta night!'' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!