Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7
Exams Wishes Wishes on Page 7 of 7
Updated 10 years ago
Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn''t fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn''t work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!
''Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let''s get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"
I''m making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can''t really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we''re learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU''RE RUINING MY DAY!
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won''t go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don''t pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow''s test.
But if I die before I wake,
that''s one less test ill have to TAKE!