Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

Thought Of The Day: If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!

Exam is just for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
And sleepless nights.

AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS
CYCLE-MACMILLAN
TELEPHONE-GRAHM BELL
TELESCOPE-GALILEO
EXAMS-





SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.

eXams r there

at da paper u stare

the answer is no where

which makes u pull ur hair

the grades r not fair

but just like da past 14 years

we dont care!!

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein

kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!

I found d perfect example for Newton's3rd law

Every time I open my buk My eyes close automatically. NEWTON IS Great

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near"

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Our education system does not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x'ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..

Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….

Aye Sala Abhi Abhi, Hua Yakin,
Padai Merr Bas Ki Nahin.
Kitab Ko Me Nikal Gaya Padtwe-Padte Pigal Gaya,
Paper Me So Gaya, Rubaroooooooo

tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to...
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost...

A Gud Frnd Is 1 Who Tells U 2 Study Well
But A Best Frnd Is 1 Who Stands Outside D Exam Room N Shouts
Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Or Phare Pehkun.

Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai...
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University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Par Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade Uthate.

Success is like a train,
It has several Compartments... HARDWORK, FOCUS, LUCK etc but leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE...

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
?zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)