Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

I Hate When Someone
Asks:

"Are You Sleeping ... ???"

...No
I am Just Looking At My
Eyelids .... STUPID

When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”?

Best Breakup Line Ever

Boy: "Wanna See A Magic Trick?"

Girl: "Sure."
...
Boy: "POOF, You're Single!"

Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

Boy: There's Something Wrong
With My Phone.

Girl: What's Wrong With It .. ?

...Boy: It Doesn't Have Your Number
In It. . .

Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
She Was Shocked To See
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Rasheed Plumber

Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

Who Is A Psychiatrist ?

A Qualified Person
Who Gives You An Expensive,
Critical Analysis About Yourself,
...Which Your Friends Give You
"Free" Of Cost Daily !

You Broke My Heart

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I Broke Your Jaw

Scores Settled..!

Broke Up Letter

"When we were together ,
You always said you'd die for
me...
...Now that we've broke up
I think it's time
You kept your promise !

Best Review:

"Delhi Belly" Is A Good Movie
Don't Go With Family...

Movie Mein Already Bohat
"Maa Behan" Hyn

Whats 0n Your Mind
You Ask?

Well, Facebook...
I Would Tell You
...
But

Youre Terrible At Keeping
Secrets ... !

Studies Say That

90% 0f Women
Don't Like Men In
Pink T-shirts . . .
IRONICALLY..
90% 0f Men In
Pink T-shirts
Don't Like Women. . .

Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused ,
Rude, Stubborn, Senseless,
Emotional, Unchangeable ,
Crazy, Stupid
...n Even Mad
But
NEVER WRONG ... =

I Don't Get The Saying
"If You Snooze, You Lose."

I Hit The Snooze Button
8 Times This Morning,
...And
I Woke Up Feeling Like A
Champion. . .

With The New Iphone 5,
You Can Take Under Water Pictures.

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Once =

The Biggest Seller Is
Cook-Books
N
The Second Is
Diet-Books -
...
How Not To Eat What
You've Just Learned To Cook.

Women Say

"All Men Are The Same" ,

But
...
They Have No Problem Telling
You How Different You Are
From BRAD PITT .

A Sign Was Put On Highway
To Control The Traffic....

"Drive Carefully Nude Park
Ahead..! "
...
Traffic Automatically Slowed
Down. . .

A Picture Can Describe
Thousand Words ....!
But
With The Help 0f
Photo-shop
...It Can Tell Thousand Lies

A Boy Convincing His Girlfriend....
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"Trust Me Haya.....
Oh... I Mean Sana"..

(Ur Phans Gaya Bechara

Realized
"Google Before You
Post"

Is The New
...
"Think Before You
Speak..."

Boy: Is Your Body From
McDonald . . . ?

...Girl: Why, Because
You're Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because
It's Greasy N Fat . .

Define Human Being

A Person who kils animals After drinking,
drives over poor ppl sleeping road & kill dem

& then wears tshirt
saying "BEING HUMAN"

Cinderella ,
Aurora
&
Snow White
Live Happily Ever After,
Until
They Realized That
They Married The Same Guy ..

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PRINCE CHARMING

~*~ F A C T ~*~

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away . .

Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

At First
They Used To Call Me
BOOKWORM.
And
Now They Call Me
FACE-BOOKWORM.

Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!