Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 43

Kalu found his internet connection very slow & download speed very low. He installed wallpaper of Rajnikant. Now He is enjoying 3G......!

Im chief minister
ur prime minister
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Im star
Ur super star
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Im Local
Ur ISD
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Im Silver
Ur Gold
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Im 10% waste
UR>>>>> 100% WaStE

All the fast bikes from yamaha company are named asR1, R15, R6, Rx100, Rx125, Rx135, Rx350, Rd, Rxz...Bt do u know what R stands for?.Its RAJNIKANTH.

confusion
jawahrlal nehru said
'LAZINESS IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY'
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M.Gandhi said
'ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMIES'
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ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?

Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!

Don't be upset If people preferred another one thn you..
It's hard to convince d monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas.

At Night if Mosquito bites
What to do....?
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Just scratch n sleep again!
We r not Rajanikanth 2 make
the Mosquito say Sorry

This can't be beaten!!

Yesterday Rajnikanth adopted
Two elephants,
Two camels &
Two horses from the Zoo..
Do you know Why???
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"To play chess!!"

WHAT DOES PAPPU DO AFTER TAKING XEROX? HE COMPARES IT WITH THE ORIGINAL FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES.

Dhhom-3 with " go green theme."

Jhon n Hrithik rob money n escape on super bikes.
Rajnikanth catch both on cycle n says,

"Save fuel , Use Cycle".

A gal msgd her crush:
i <3 u

d guy replied:
Yar! Tumne aisa soch b kaise liya!

Complex numbrs mein inequality define hi nahi hoti!! :

ATTITUDE:
I luv work.
Unfortunately,
If i do work it gets finished.

How can i finish sumthng i luv?

So I keep work pending..
Njoy laziness ;)

If a Gorilla,catches u,what wil u do?
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I know!

I know!U both wil hug first,Then start crying

Its natural if twins meet aftr a long time...;-)

All ants participated in cycle race suddenly elephent walked on the way 1 ant suddenly put brake and shouted.....
"Oay MOTAY MARNA E....!"

2011 ki hardik shubhkamna
aap sabhi dosto ko suchit kiya jata hai
ki year 2011 aa chuka hai,
year wishes lene k liye line me thehro,
gooooooood mrng

The day before
Jackson died,
he saw Rajnikant's dance& died of shock,
because
Rajni had performed
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SUN-WALK..

Is varsh barsaat mein
Tum yaad bahot aaye,Har bhigi hui raat mein
tum yaad bahot aaye,
bajti rahi sehanayia
behate rahe aansoo,
ek dosti ki baraat mein
tum yaad bahoot aaye.

For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .

But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .

Strange. . .

A Tata's twenty-two wheeler huge truck once met an accident against RAJNIKANT
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Since then...its called TATA NANO...

Girls express there feelings with TEARS.

Boys express there feeling with BEER.

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET'S RECOUNT"

What
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Guess..
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Guess.. Guess..
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COMMON SENSE !!!!

Once Rajni goes for CA Income tax xam...

The answer he give in xam is became next year Tax rules... wana rascalla mind it....

|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Once rajni goes for CA (CPT) exams...
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Fail ho gaya.. CA he majak koi he..
Rajni ho ya ghajini
Sabki CA me bajni..
CA rocks

ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways

RAJNI killed a person in australia

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via "BLUETOOTH"

Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..

rajinikanth can take a medicinal dose after going to sleep and can set an alarm before waking up..

Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!