Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 17

Suna hai ki Aap Gaye The Unki gali me
Bolne Dil se Dil Mila lo
Jab dekha Unki Mummy Ko Ko to Bole
Jute Chappal Polish kara lo

Ye zindagi 1 mo maya he,
Jivan me sukh kisne pya he,
1 hm he jo bhulte nahi h apko,
or 1 ap he jo kehte ho
dekho fir kamine ka msg aaya hai.

Ek Bund se Samundar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar nahi banta
Patna hai to Pure Girls Hostel Kp pato
1 -2 ladki se Koi Sikandar nahi Banta.

Bagon me phool khilte
rahenge, raat me deep
jalte rahenge,khuda
AAPKO sari khushiaya
dede
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baki
TAKLEEF to HUM dete hi
rahenge

Arz Hai
Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat 1Jua Banke Reh Jayegi
Or Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "Bua" Ban Ke Reh Jayegi

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,
har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,
ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,
kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

"SOCHA THA IS QADAR UNKO BHOOL JAYENGE
DEKH KAR BHI ANDEKHA KAR JAYENGE..
PAR JAB JAB SAMNE AYA UNKA MASOOM CHEHRA..
SOCHA IIS BAAR DEKH LE AGLI BAAR BHOOL JAYENGE"

Har baat ham se Kyu chupate ho
Jhuti kahani Kyu sunate ho
sab ko Kyu nahi batate ho
Ke tum SAAL me ek hi baar NAHATE ho.

Zindagi Me Sada Muskurate Raho
Fasle Kam Karo, Dil Milate Raho
Dard Kesa Bhi Ho, Koi Gum Na Karo
IODEX Khareedo, Aur Lagate Raho
(Be Happy)

Arj kiya hai anakho me nami thi , aur vitamin ki kami thi... sari raat mobile pe baat kiya aur subah pata chala ... woh to girl friend ki mummy thi.

ISHQ hy to IZHAR b hona Chahiye
ADMI ko 1 Din BEMAR b hona Chahiye
Apni YADO se Kh do 1 Din ki CHUTI de
Akhir ISHQ me ITWAAR b hona Chahiye.

student ke dard ko university wale kya jane, college ke riwazon ko parents kya jaane. hoti hai kitni takleef ek ek parchi nikalne mein, wo copy check karne wale kya jaane..

Dosti karli Aapse bahut sochne k bad,Ab kisi ko dekna nahi Aapko dekne k bad,Dunia chhod denge Aapko chhodne k bad, bhgvan maff kare itna jhoot bolne k bad..

Humko Pata Hai Aap Bahut
"Buzzy" Hai
Jyada Nahi Par Thode
"Krrzy" Hai
Mana Ki Milna Bahut Muskil Hai
Par Mobile Se sMs Karna To
"Eazzy" Hai.

h na.

Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega
Bharat Pakistan 1 Ho Jayega
Insan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega
Par
Aapke SMS Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega.

sandaas me jo dekha maine tairta hua Guu, Gu se yad aya kesa h re tu..

Daala jo paani doob gaya Guu, lagta h jaise mujhko bhul gaya tu...

Koi Baat Acchi Nhi Hoti
Koi Baat Sacchi Nhi Hoti
Agar Koi Baat Buri Lage To Dil Pe Mat Lena
Qki 140 Word Me Koi Baat Puri Nhi Hoti

Phone na krna BILL jyda ayga,
Messge na krna PAISA Kharch ho jayga,
Miss Call na Dena Batery Low ho jaygi


Bus "DIL" se Yad krna,Free me kam ho jyega. :

Aam ka bagicha
Bagiche me kuch khajur.
Bas tukur tukur dekhe langoor.
Paiso ka lobh mat karna.
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Msg ka jawab dena jarur:

Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai
Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,
Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,
Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,
Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..

"Wada hai dosti jarur nibhayenge,
jarurat padne par dil se pukarna,
"KASAM SE"
mere dost,hagte bhi rahenge to bina dhoye chale aayenge

apne ghamo ko apne dil me daba lo..
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apne ghamo ko apne dil me daba lo..
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gobrej hair dye bus kato kholo or laga lo..

Arz Krta Hu
Din me diye jalane se kya hoga
Rakh me aag lagane se kya hoga
Kabz he aapko isliye nahi aati potty
Bewajah ki zor lagane se kya hoga

Heere me chamak h or sone me damak h

Heere me chamak h or sone me damak h

Wo sab to theek, lekin
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KYA AAPKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai

Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Sada K Liye
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa K Liye
Hum Or Kuch Nhi Mangte Tum Se
Bas
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Naak Saaf Kr Lo Zamane Ke liye

Kabhi dost mere ghar mehman bankar ana.
coldrink,
chicken biryani,
tikka boti,
sheek kabab,
gulab jamun
ice Cream

Aur ya saab sath mai lana

wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata Puchta hai

Ek to Aap pyare Bahot H
Agar Baat kre Koi Apse itrate Bahot H
Dil Chahta H sms Na Kru Apko
Par Suna H Aap Msg Padker Muskurate Bahut H

Pee Lunga Tumhare har ek Aansu
Kabhi Apnu Mefhil Me baitha kar to Dekho
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND ko
Kabhi Hum se Mila kar to Dekho.

IHsq k school me naya mahol agaya,
Papu ki G_F se puri class ko pyar hogaya,
Bas tabi se Papu udas hogaya,
Puri class fail aur Papu paas hogaya.