Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

Main tumhe dekhna chahti hoon,tumse milna chahti hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain "ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana.

Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo milne ki fariad kar lia karo ek hum hai jo har bar shuruwat karte hai, kabhi tum bhi hame humse pahle yad karliya karo.

Sherni ke gharwalon ne haathi ka rishta kyun thukraya..?



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Unka ghar ka apsi mamla hain "TUMHE KYA LENA HAI"

College is 4 knowledge, knowledge is 4 life,Life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cuts ur life, So never choose ur wife in college life.

" Shikwe bhi honge humse, Shikayten bhi honge humse, Par Dosto se GILA nahi karte, Achhe nahi to bure hi sahi, Per hum jaise DOST mila nahi karte..¡¡..

Hamne jo banaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi apke dost the, ab aise vaise ho gaye, agar abhi aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge dost se pyare paise ho gaye..

Mat mila naye dost ya khuda ! Yeh hame barbaad karte hai ! hum tou sms ki BAUCHAAR karte hai ! Yeh 50 paise ke liye VICHAAR karte hai !

Oh sms ! jaake mere dost ko
" i mis u "kehna.
"SAVE" kare to
"shukriya" kehna.

"DELETE"kare to
"bevafa"kehna
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Agar"naa pade"to us se"1 rupyaa"le lena !!!!!

Safar-e-Zìndagi mein kitno ko dost keh kar jaana hai,Dòstì pyàr hai,Zindagi hai,Ibadat bhi hai,Aapko sìrf kaha nahi Hàjòòr,Dìlsè maana haì! -Mìñìè"

Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao tum,Tumhara har gam hamara hai,Phul khilte rahe jevan me tumhare,Kanto k liye daaman hamara hai.

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........

Yeh sulagta jism,
Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh tharthrata hua badan, Yeh garam sanse, mujhe pahle hi pata tha yeh malariya hi hai......!!

Height of laziness-man lying on a woman and waiting for earthquake 2 do it 4 him. And yesterday was the day of lazy man.

BANIA(to his son): Ye tu kaisi maachis laya gadhay, ek bhi teek se nahi jalti. SON: Kya baat karte ho papa! Ek-ek check karke laya hoon...

Bus ch 1 pregnent lady jammu ja rahi c hai.Conductr bolia "mata 1 jammu k 2 jammu. Lady "kanjara jammu te 1 hi jamu,par tere warga na jamu"

Things wil change : Frm clasroom 2 off,frm books 2 files,frm jeans 2 formals,frm pocketmoney 2 salaries.Wat wil not change is FRNDS &let it not change.......

Q : Kya hoga agar pepsodent wale condom banaye to.... ? A: hona kya, raat bhar dishum dishum....

Har dil fariyad nahi karta , har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta , bhool jaayein tumhe ek pal ke liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta .

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!!

AAPKE LIYE THA JO DIL MEIN PYAR. AB TAK KISI KO NAZAR NA AAYA. AAJ NIKLA DIL SE BAHAR. TO LOG BOLE "BHUCHAL-AAYA" "BHUCHAL-AAYA" i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

Happy earth quake day

This day is very important
because one comes to know
how important is his life

Tomorrow will be holiday so lets enjoy bcas we all r safe

Khushbu ki tarah apke pas bikhar jyenge sukum bankar dil me utar jyenge mehsus karne ki koshish to kijie dur hote hue bhi pass nazar ayenge.

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style hai disturb karne ka..

Har tarah ke shikve seh lete hai hum, Zindagi ko yunhi Jee lete hai hum, mila lete hai Hath jinse Dosti ka HUM , Un Hatho se phir Zeher bhi pi lete hai hum..

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?ek ladki jo pyaar de,jo acha khana banaye,jo paise kamaye-aur aisa naseeb k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se na mil paye.

Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain bus fark sirf itna hai,ki hum yaad karke msg. karte hain or aap msg padh ke yaad karte hain.

Lab khamosh hojate hai jab tum samne aate ho, dil dhadakata hai jab nigahe milate ho, saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho, heart patient hoon itna kyon darate ho.

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She will not dance. Coz basanti kutto ke samne nahin nachti.

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everything is ready aaj to naha lena plz.Gud mrng

Teri yad dil se jane nahi denge ! Tere jaisa dost khone nahi denge !! Shrafat se contact me rehna ! Warna kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge !!:->