Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

If frnds came atachd wid labels, urs wld say 100% PURE. (25% luvin, 25% carin, 25% smart, 25% loyal) Size:Hugable, Color:Cheerful, Cost:Priceless...

Hmchle sairko dilmekye arman the,ektrf jhariyan dusritrf insanthe. Chlte-2 ek hdi pairme aatkri uskbkye armanthe Usnekha Are!chlnevale dek kchl hmbkbi insan the

2day i met sum1 in coffee day.Realy gud lukng,dead smart,so delightful,more like a celebrity.As i walked nearer,oh damn.. SAINT GOBAIN mirrors...

Bin sawan barsatnahi hoti,Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,Isliye a dost kisika dil mat todna,Kyunki dil ke tutne ki awaz nahi hoti.

STUDENTS LOGIC: the more u study, the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know SO Y STUDY?actually its my logic hows it

Fill dis blank by
YES or NO ? For urself


_______ i am not a man.

ha ha ho ho he he !

Pehle utari saari fir aayi peticoat ki baari, blouse bhi diya utar, jyada khush mat ho mere yaar wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.

What is the diff between a HOOK in cricket and a HOOK Of bra
1 sends the BALL out of the boundary and the other keeps the BALLS Within the boundary

Though my words r few
but my heart is true
Frens i can make
but none as sweet as u !
Ven God gave frnd
he tried 2 b fair,
Ven i got u
i got more than my share!

Swere jaldi uthke, Snan krke, Insan banke, Babaji de room ch jao, hath jodo, ardas kro te pucho "Babaji jadon tussi akal vand rahe si tain main kithe si".

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak,mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada, msg ko mere mitaoge kabtak ?

Nichey jaiye aur jitiye paise hi paise







aur nichey












aur nichey







YAKKIN nahin hota
"TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye
CHI-CHI..!

Haye raba kadi ishk na kari... nahi tah pachtaenga,

asi taan mar ke tere kol ana hai, tu kide kol jaenga??

When U get this SMS send it to 1 person U luv 1 person U hate 1 U always think of & 1 U wishes 2 kill . Now keep guessing Y I sent it 2 YOU *

Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahin.Ek tum hi ho jo zindgi main ruk se gaye,Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi se kahte nahin..

DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho to gehra sagar, -Dubo to zindagi, -Karo to aasan, -Nibhao to muskil, -Bikhre to sara zamana, -Simte to manzil.

Consequence of american life style:

The wife rushed into her house screaming to her husband
"Darling come quick! Ur kids and my kids are beating up our kids!"

Krwa choth di swer wife uth k sargi kran lgi.


husband: sawere sawere ki rola paya hoeya eh?


wife: sutta reh moeya sutta reh, tera hi syapa karan lagi ha.!!

Even if
we lose contact..



Or even
meet less..



Or even
SMS less..
i"ll still remember ur
beautiful face!

,****,
( @...@ )
"(--)"

Nazar andaaz kaise karun aapko, Nazron mein bithaya hai aapko, Yaad aane pe royen bhi kaise, Darte hain Jhukhi palken chubhengi aapko. . . . .

Whenever you share goodness from your heart, You always end up winning. Because life is an echo, it gives u back watever u have given Have a nice day

Mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha ?

Guess..


Guess..


DUSSHASAN !


Kaise ?


Sala 2 episode tak sari khinchta raha.Sari upar bhi to kar sakta tha

Lady: Hello!Police station? A man has broken in to my house & he is raping me right nnooww...Caaan yoooouu ahahahaahrresstt him
















toommmorrow!

Save this message & read it whenever you fail in life, "Apne haatho ki lakeero ko kya dekhte ho, Naseeb to unke bhi hote hai jinke haath nahin hote."

Imagine that u r in a closed room&there r no doors or windows...How can u escape fm there?







answer is very simple...











stop imagining!!

Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai gam chupakar muskana padta hai, kabhi unke hum bhi the dost, ajkal unhe yad dilana padta hai.

Chan channi raat sonya,Tim-timonde tare...SMS tusi karde nahi, ki paise mukge sare....?

Khusbu ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge.Sukun bankar dil me utar jayenge,mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye,dur hote hue pass nazar aayenge.

Salesman to a bargaining lady- Madamji chunni vich te saanu kujh nahi milda,suit vich pher do labh jaande ne, te salwaar vich te sanu pallion pauna painda hai

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me
dil

Dil
me
dard

Dard
me
Nasha

Nashe
me
Mithas

Mithas
me
Umid

Umid
me
Yaqeen

Yaqeen
me
Khayal

Khayal
me
Tasveer

Tasveer
me
"SIRF TU