Can u solve this puzzle? "i live in water, if u cut my head i am at ur door, if u cut my tail i am a fruit, if u cut both then i am with u". Send me the answer.
This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES GIFTS,CHOCS etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!
Virappan mara gaya Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin-Laden ka thikana nahi, Aap bhi dikhte nahi, lagta hai Dharti per ek bar phir SATYUG aa gaya.
Hamne jo bnaye Rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi Apke Dost the, ab Aise Vaise ho gaye, Agar abhi Aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge Dost se pyare Paise ho gaye.
Bagvan sri krishn ne geetha me kaha hai kaliyug me ek karmayogi dost hoga jo sms karte rahega aur dusra paapi sirf padke muskuralega. Hass paapi hass....
A human can hold his breath 4 a min, Aft dat his lungs go weak, his blood circulation reduces eventually he dies. So pls hav mercy on ur frnz USE A DEODORANT
SPECIALISTS says : DOC 2 LADY- U R LOOKING SO WEAK & EXHAUSTED! ARE YOU TAKING UR 3 MEALS A DAY AS I HAD ADVISED? LADY:OH,MY GOD! I HEARD 3 MALES PER DAY.