Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

Whenever u feel like studying, just sit down, relax, take a deep breath until that dangerous feeling goes away!!!...........................................

Girl tels her boyfrnd "i m pregnant" Boyfrnd says "how can u say its mine?" Girl starts crying "agar sab aisa kahenge to mera kya hoga?"

All the boys from earth went to meet god,to ask a question that who is sweetest girl on earth. They all returned to earth with a question





"Who is INDU?"

Six cans of beer 600 Rs.





Four pegs of whiskey 400 Rs.





Two tequilla shots 300 Rs.





Driving home with a girl who drank all this



"PRICELESS..!"

Actually
Chemically
Physically
Biologically
Zoologically
Botanically
Geographically
Historically
Mathmatically
Equally
Finally
Totally
I want
2 disturb u..

The 3 dreams of a man : 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2. To be as rich as his child believes. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Father2his son: wen I beat u,
u nevr get anoyed,
hw u control ur anger?
SON: I start cleang toilet seat
Father: How does dat satisfy u?
SON: i use ur toothbrush

Zindagi ka raaz,raaz rehne dejiye,jo b ho aitraaz ,aitraaz rehne dejiye,par jab yeh dil,dil se milna chahe,dost..,. ye mat kehna k aaj rehne dejiye.

Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hai,jo dil ki zamin par bikhre hai....
inko mat chhedo ke zakhm itne gehre hai, kyuki in par aaj bhi kisi ki yaad ke pehre hai.

Year 1927


Aug 16 th






Evening 07:48


































NOTHING HAPPENED.Tussi aapna kam karo!

Dil me basa hai pyar tera,aankho me basi hai tasvir teri,jab bhi yaad aaye teri hum dekhte hai "Tom & Jeri".

E- dost tere honto ki muskurahat na jaye, tere palko me kabhi ansu na aaye,tere raah me pade ho kante jo bhi, main hath rakhu or tu guzar jaye.

MAKAAN MAALIK:500 kiraaya hoga KIRAYEDAR:Theek hai,par apke Makaan me chuhey nach rahe hain. MAKAN MALIK:To saale,500 me kya BIPASHA nachegi.

Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya,pesh kiya jab gazlon mein hamne unki BEWAFAI ko,auro ne to kya unhone bhi WAH-WAH kiya.

Principal bola,"agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
to 1st time
100 Rs fine
2nd time 200 &
3rd time 500" Munnabhai
bola,"Monthly pass ka kya lega MAMU?"

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SWEE



SWEET



SWEET D



SWEET DR



SWEET DRE



SWEET DREA



SWEET DREAM



SWEET DREAMS



((((Good night))))

Lalu:kahe ruthi ho??Tum to hamar chand ho. Rabri:humka chand na bulao. Lalu:kahe??? Rabri:sasure amrika wale bar-2 chand pe chad jawat hai!

1)Bad:u find porn movie in ur sons room.worse:ur in it.2)Bad:ur children r sexualy active. Worse:wid each other. 3)Bad:ur wife leaving u.Worse:4 anothr woman!.

Sathi sirf vo to nahi hota jo jivan bhar sath nibhay,sathi to vo bhi hota hai jo jivan ke kuch palo may he jivan bhar ka sath de jaye....

Din ko bhi yad ate ho,Raat ko bhi yad ate ho.Kabhi-kabhi itna yad ate ho, aina ham dekhte hain, najar aap ate ho.

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein,.
Barfili hawaon mein,
Jheel k kinare baithe Ranjha ko Heer ne kaha.....



Moya ghar bna le,sardi lag jayegi.

Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai...?
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Arey Buddhu..

POP KORN !

Kanto ke badle phool kya doge aansu ke badle khushi kya doge hum cahate hai aapse umar bhar dosti hamae is saval ka jawab kya doge . .

Whiskey+pani= nasha
rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani= nasha..
gin+pani= nasha
So the moral of the story is that Water is injurious to health......

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate thay,
Salman gaya Salman gayab, Hritik gaya,
Hritik gayab,
Aamir gaya,
Amir gayab,
Bipasha gayi,
Bhagwan gayab!

Yamraj took pandit on tour to hell
there he saw gandhi dancing with diana
Pandit askd yam..ehdi saza ini majedar kyon?
yam rep: panditji
saza ta diana nu hai

JOB VACANCY!

Want
to be
a branch manager?
Wear
a
nice dress,
shoes,
&
be
tip top,
climb
a
tree
&
sit
on
a
branch.
Now
u r a
branch
manager!

Enjoy ur Life.

Ajab si kashish hai tum me , k hum tere khayalon me khoye rehte hai.. Ye soch kar k tum khwabon me aaoge , hum din me bhi soye rehte hain.

Ka kar rahe ho? Busy ho? kitna busy ho? Agar thoda ho to SMS kyo nahi karte aur agar zyada ho to SMS kyo padh rahe ho?

,=Nurse-Congrats! Aap ke jurwa bete hue hain.
Pati: yeh to hona hi tha.
Nurse: wo kaise?
Pati: jab dekho KBC2 dekti rehti thi, mil gaya na umeed se dugna.