Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

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Kal agar mein mar b jau,e dost mere marne ka gum na karna, aasoon b na bahana,Meri aarthi b na uthana,sidhe upar chale aana ....party kareng

Hey! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U,troubled U,pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on tis däy,i jus wana tel tat






" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "

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---;-<@
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ROSES
exclusively
4 a Nice
Prson
"U"
frm a
simpl
prson
"ME"
Keep the
Roses
until they
dry...
Keep my
Relationship
until I die.

wÖrds
begin
with..

A
B
C

nUmbers
begin
with..

1
2
3

mUsic
begins
with..

s
re
g

bUt
frendship
begins
with..
HUM

TUM !

"The worst part of life is waiting..












&

The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for!"

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Simply log on to www.stop-dreaming.u.idiot.com.

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

("v")
(( ))
Bird

()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey

(>.".<)
( (..) )
haila! U too??Soo sweet

Our relationship is like playing on a see-saw,not only because its always fun with u...

But also because i wont mind going down to see u rise.... :)

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, chnd lamhon mein daman chuut jaega. Abhi waqt hai do batein kar lo mujhse, phir kya pata kal aapki zindagi mein kaun aayega....

WhEn
U
NEED
SOME1..
2 B
ThERE
4
U
I
WlLL
J@St
SiT..
(><)(>"<) RighT
( ) ( ) BsiDE
(,)(,)( )U!
HEY! MoVE A LITTLE biT..
Your bum is too big!

Me and rinchi playing a game. Now me working on programming more bugs... What abt u?

Dresses worn by women nowadays .... are like fences at the zoo..... they safeguard valuable property - but don"t obstruct the view......!

A couple drove down the highway just after a quarrel..... Passin some pigs by the road..... Wife asks: relatives of urs?
Husband: yes .....
......IN LAWS!!

10 thngs I knw abt U!
1.U r a spl person wit a wondrful heart.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Bas ek din me ek hi juth..

No rythm No reason..no occasion no season..just felt like saying hi...being thinking of u ever since we said bye..

Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful, Whatever gives u happiness,may all that be yours-2day,2morrow & 4ever.

I m in hospital now.


after 10 mins, I will be shifted to the operation theatre,

the doctor told,



I will die if I dont regularly receive

YOUR
SMS!

My dear child, finaly v have got independence 4 our nation 2day.
Sender:
Mahatma Gandhi +919998842000

Sent:
15-Aug-1947
00:01:39


sorry 4 d delay
-BSNL

Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying................... IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!

uR 1 oF the
cOoLest th!ngs
LifE eVr
sLaPped me wid

n0 matR wät the
fuTuRe h0Lds

i
kNw
uL aLwYs b a paRt of mE..
c0z aS LoNg As


we fReNz...



LifEr0cks!!!

I wanted to kill the sweetest, sexiest, smartest & the most beautiful person on earth but then I thought........
SUICIDE is a crime.

The +ve thinking poem, "Little birdy in the sky,u lookup & it shits in ur eye,u dont mind & u dont cry,u jst Thank God dat cows dont fly!

Where words fail action speaks,Whr action fails eyes speak,Whr eyes fail tears speak,Whr tears fail hrt speaks,Whr hrt fails

Phir kya!
KHALLAS!None can speak!

Dont scroll down there is
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Marali Bund..... Keha si na there is nothing...

Banta was moving around in a market with a parrot on his shoulder.A passerby asked, Yeh Ajooba Kidhar Se Laya"

PARROT replied "PUNJAB SE!"

In india,being a woman is better than being a man.if dis is a topic of debate,u wud support d motion or go against it?

This Cat,is cat,an cat,easy cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat.Now read it without word CAT

Pyar mein thokar lage to daru pi kar bhula dena, dil se jo aah nikle toh hoton mein daba lena,E dost agar meri yaad aye






to piche danda lekar hila lena

3 chipkliyan diwar par chal rhi thi.Ek ne gana shuru kiya Jaise hi gana bndh kiya baki ki do gir padi!
Bolo kyo?
pata hai kew.. Baki do ne taliya bajai!