PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 12

Aaj Barish Ko Dekh K
Tum Yaar Aa Rahe The aeDOST..




Tum Paas Hote To Tum Se Wiper Lagwa Lete..

Sochta hu tere jism mai utar kar dekhu





Konsa keeda he jo tujhe sms karne nai deta..

Kisi n Pucha Meri Takleef ka Sabab





To Maine B Unki Ungli Chalte Huwe Fan Mai Daal di

Mai to yu hi tanha ja raha tha




Usne mujhe rok kar kaha...



Chal beta Mobile Nikal..

Only For Lovers:
Muhabbat Karne Wale To Khuabo Me Mulaqaat Kar Lete He

Phir Chahay Valentine's Day Sunday Ko Ho Ya Monday Ko..

Bohat Khwahish Thi Ki Mujhko Wo "JAAN" Bole Dosto




Bola to Hai Magar Pehle "BHAI" Laga Diya

Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli

wah wah

sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli

Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli

Mother-Beta tUm nE chote bhai ko kursi kyu maari??



Beta-(hanstay hue) haha mom kyu k tAbLe mujhse uthai nahi gAi

TEACHER to GOLU:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?

GOLU-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..

Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule

Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.

Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.

Pehle kyu nhi btaya

Darwaze me ungli phasi hai

GOLU: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai

MOLU- Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Krti Hai...

Mujse Ye Judai ka Gham Piya Ni Jata



Koi 2 Glass SPRITE K Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke

Uski Zulfo Me Jab Se Soya Hu


SOHAIL


Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen hi Nahi Chorti

Teachar: Kya tum aisa kuch kar sakte ho jo koi aur nahin kar sakta?

GOLU: Sir, mai apni handwriting padh sakta hun

Height of Emotional Atyachaar-

GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi

BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai

Gandhiji ne kyu kaha
Angrejo ko
'Chale Jao'!

Gandhiji ne kyu kaha
Angrejo ko 'Chale Jao'..!

MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao

Bad News
Sania & Shoaib ki Mangni Toot Chuki He Reason.
Use Kisi Ne Bata Diya Hai K
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"SOHAIL" Abhi Tak Kunwara He
Uff Bas Ye Log B Na

Aik Larki Ka Dil Kab Toot Jata Hai
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Jab Woh Apney Jaissey Lawn Ka Print
Kisi MAASI Ko Pehney Dekhti Hai

A Girls Laughter
Is Much More
Cheerful Than A Boys...
But
A Boys Tear
Is Much More Meaningful
Than A Girls. .

Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .

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Stupids

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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...

There May Not Be Any Value
Of Me For You,
But
I m PRICELESS To Those
People

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From Whom
I Have Borrowed Money

Earlier It Was
Either People Were
'Working' or 'Not Working'
Now Its
People Are Either
'Not Working' or They r
'Networking'.!!

LOVE HURTS. . =(

Just Kidding,

But

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Actually Seeing Someone Else
Eating A Pizza n Having Coke
And Not Sharing
HURTS Even More ...

What Is FACEBOOK ?

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Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests

Yesterday !

I Saw You In My
Dreams ... :)

No wonder

I Woke Up
Screaming =

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

Height Of Physics:

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...

New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over"