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PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 13
1901 Wishes in Collection
Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As
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" TOPPERS "
Question By The
STUDENTS ...
If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,
Then
How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?
Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..
A Great Thought By
A Naughty Woman . . .
"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because
" I Don't Mind
Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy
"Letreen"
Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he
agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge
Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful
Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Pres down buton
Once again
Ek wari hor
Bas ik wari hor
Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"
Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy
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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u
Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?
ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage
ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HAI
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Always smile ok
Because
Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice
Show me a sample
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oye hoye
SO CUTE!
Since our frndship started ...
There hv been so many times
WEN I DISTURBED U ...
IRRITATED U ...
FRUSTRATED U ...
Today i msg u just to say
"I'LL CONTINUE"!!
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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???
Flowers..?
Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:....
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To
tO
to
aaj apni dosti khatam...
Aur
Kal sa phir shuru
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..