PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 11

Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..

GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay

Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay

Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway

When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ?

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..."

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You

OBAMA's Latest
Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya.

Larkion K Chakar Me Mat Parhna Dosto
Q K
Ye Ati Hn HEER Ki Trha
Lgti Hn KHEER Ki Trha
Chubhti Hn TEER Ki Trha
Or End Me
Halat Kr Deti Hn FAKEER Ki Trha

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.......:-)

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,


Ye Anda apka hua,


Hum Anda de chuky snam,


Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,


Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....


Boley to


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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Jab kabi b


aapki larai


10 logon se ho to




ghabrna mat


bus mujhe bula lena








b coz














ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;-

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart







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WRONG CODE!

U have touchd my feet.

Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"

Kuch Is Liye B Dosto Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hu





Jo Milta H Kehta He
COCA COLA To Pila

Apne Hath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ab Apni Aankhe Band Kro

or

Sache Dil Se Dua Kro

"Ya Khuda Humari Light Aa Jaye"

Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai

Air Hostess to Raaz in plane-Raaz Sahab Aap Kya Lenge?

Raaz-Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga

RAAZ Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
FARAZ-Kitne Runs Banae
RAAZ-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya

GAJNI DEKH K SOCHTA HU
KAASH HUM BHI AMIR KHAN HOTE
US BEWAFA KO BHULA DETE
OR DOSRI KO PATA LETE.

RAAZ niche ka msg parh, mujh se NARAZ hai kia?





Tu kya Padh raha hai be Tu RAAZ hai Kya

Janta Hu Ke Nahi Ho Sakti
Aishwarya,Katreena Ya Karina Kapoor Meri

Phir Bhi Lab Pe Aati Hai
Duaa Ban Ke Tamanna Meri

GOLU-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha

SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai

Wah wah

SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai

Chai ki ye Umang hai

Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.

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Kuch Nazar Aaya.?

Nahi.?

PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos Kiya Jata Hai

Aaj Sunday He..

Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe

Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kam Se Kam Aaj To Nahalo

Nahana Buri Baat Nahi