PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 17

Bv-Tumhe Nai lagta ki zara si samjhdari se lakho talak ke mamle Roke ja sakte hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai

Ek Saanp Dusre Saanp Se-Are yaar lagta mera zahar kaam nahi kar raha
2nd - Kaise
1st-Abhi Abhi maine khud ko kaata lekin kuch huwa hi nahi

Patni-Tumne Apni Zindagi Me Kiya Hi Kya HE
Pati-Maine Apna Jivan Khud Banaya He
Patni-Lo,aur Mai Ab Tak Ishwar Ko Dosh De rahi thi

Hum Ne Tanhai Me Bhi Sirf Tum Ko Yaad Kiya Hai..
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ae

DOST
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Warna Log To Tanhai Mei
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FM RADIO Sunte Hai...

When The Teacher Says

"GET OUT"

It Means . . .

You Have Won The
ARGUMENT . .

Those Who Say That
Words Can Never Hurt
Them ,

Never Got Hit
In The Head With The
DICTIONARY . .

Dear Boys,
Don't Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like
You. . .
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together... =P =D

Sincerely, BUSTED!

Staying
S I N G L E
Is Not About Having
N O - O N E . . .
Rather,
It Is An
O P P O R T U N I T Y
To Be With
E V E R Y O N E .

There Are Two Choices
In Life:

Stay Single And Be Miserable

0r

Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . .

Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehri Hain
Jee Chahta He
K
In Me

Machhliyan Chord Du. ><(((:> ><((((:> ><((((:> ><(((:>

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha thaBanta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD."
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.

IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai

Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro,
wah
wah
jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro.

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daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

Humne unse pucha- ae dost
SAPNA kya hota hai?
Usne humse kaha- Abe pahle apni grammer thik kar.
Qki
SAPNA hota nahi.
SAPNA hoti h.;-)

jaan

jaan

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Jaan.

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Jaan baksh do meri,mere sms k diwano.
Har waqt cel apne haath mein rakhkr mere sms ka intazar na karo

CID ne sony se naata jod liya
CID ne sony se naata jod liya

Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat
Daya ne wahi daewaza tod diya.

Log ishq krte he bade shor ke 7,Humne b kiya bade zor ke 7,Magar ab karenge thoda gaur k 7,Qki kal usko dekha kisi aur k 7

BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.
"Hus:"us k paas hathiyar hua to?"
BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi."

Aapme aur cold drink me kya similarity hai?
Ans:Dono cool hai, sweet hai, sabhi pasand krte hai aur sabse important, dimag wali jagah pe DHAKAAN HA

Difference Between LOVE & ARRANGED Marriage

ARRANGE MARRIAGE-
Jisme Shadi Ki Wajah Se BABY Ho
LOVE MARRIAGE- Jisme BABY Ki Wajah Se Shadi Ho

Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,

Wah

Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,

VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga

Dvanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai
Wah wa
dvanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha
Wah wah
Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

Mat cheeno bachcho se Mobile
Ye akele rehne se bahut darte hai,
Le lo Exam B sMs se hi,
Q.ki ye ek chiz hi to hai jo ye mann lagakar Karte hai.

A BANIA cals reporter 2 print death of his GrandPa.
Clerk: 25rs/word
BANIA: Dada Dead
Clerk: Sorry, Min 5 words
BANIA: Dada dead wheelchair 4 sale

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

Bola dukandar, k kya chahiye tumhe
Jo b kho meri dukaan p wo paoge
maine kha k kutte k khane ka cake hai
bola yahi khaaoge ya leke jaoge..??

Sonu:Mummy Kya Mai Bandaron Ke Khaandan Ka Hu?
Mummy:Pata Nahi Beta.
Mai Tumhare Papa Ke Poorvajo Se Kabhi Nahi Mili.

Mausam Mast He
Mahaul Jbardast He
Apne Apne Kam Me Sab Vyast He
Socha Phone Karke Gud Mornig Kahu
Pata Chala is Rout ki Sabhi line Wyast He.
GOOD MORNING

A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends

One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat

He went and said 2 her

"MEOW"