PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 14

Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

www.killer.com
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Enter d name

U want 2 kill
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ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
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Access Denied!
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Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)

Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!

Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I've suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,

that when I turn off the Tv set,

I wipe my finger prints 0ff the remote

Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai

Kanjus:
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.

1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.

GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?

Man-Ha.

GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke-Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar.




Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

Teachar to Golu-Aisi chiz ka naam batao jo ek baar upar jati hai to Niche nahi aati

Bahut Sochne ke Baad
GOLU bola -Miss,Insaan ki umar..

Chor Aya

Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya

Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti
2-3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti
Ye MUMBAI hai mere
Dosto
Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

Ans:
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Beauty parlor me..!!

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro
Meri baat mano,
Na chandramukhi na paro
Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro

Tumhi Ho Meri Aankho Ke Taare
Tumhi Ho Mere Jeene Ke Sahare
Bahut Pareshan Hu Me Mere Yaar
Udhari Ke Paise Chuka Do Saare

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
"THE ROBOT"

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai

MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai

Kehte HE
Waqt Se Pehle Aur

Kismat K Bina Kisiko Kuch Nhi Milta

Affsos.!!

Mere Pas Waqt Nhi

Aur Ladkiyo K Pass Kismat Nhi

Arz Karta Hu
Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Kyun Ke

Ab Karega SALMAN Sab Ka 'CHARACTER DHEELA'

Husband-kya hua itni pareshan kyu ho?
Wife-munne ne 1 rupya nigal liya hai,
hus-nigalne do aaj kal 1rs ka aata hi kya hai,

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

'THANDA MATLAB'

Coca-Cola

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar

Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??


Tauba

Soch to sahi


ay loo


aray Budhu


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