JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 23

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Zbrdst ghar me ghus gae
Ur
Bed room se use utha k le gae
Ksi ne meri ek na suni
Jate hove keh gae
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana”

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho

Mohabbat insan mai aik sharif jazbay ka naam ha, jisay nikal diya jaye tu Insan or Hewan mai koi farq nahi rehta.

Maine Ek Patthar Se Dhoka Khaya Tha
BaDa Hasin Dhoka Khaya Tha

Aaj Dur Jakar Wo Baithe He Humse
Kabi Uske Lie Humne Kisi Ko Thukraya Tha.!!

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Msg Karta Rahonga

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya

Balke

Samajh Lena
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,

Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....

Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,

Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian..!!

Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,
baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha,
k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?

Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...

Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?

Pagal:

Bewakof...!!

Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,
Aur tu usy chaat le...

Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custard
jaisa lage to samajh lena,


Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE...

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

4 things boys d in exam hall:

1. Counting number Of girls...
2. Flirting with Lady Invigilator...
3. Reading the Brand Name Of Pen...
4. Thinking's to study for Next Exam...

Humain to Apno Ne Lota,

Gairon Main kahan dam tha,

Roti, kapra,
Makan ko to Chhoro,
Aj Subha Lote Main Pani kam tha..

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa,
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K kitabain khol k jo neend ati hae wo kisi or cheez se nai ati...:)

"Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai.
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.kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!"

William Muft Khor. ;-)

Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Lux=Rs 22
Palmolv=Rs 18
Capri=Rs 20
Lif boy= Rs 16
Dove= Rs 95
Safgard= Rs 18
Tibet= Rs 10
Noor= Rs 19
Detol= Rs 25
in me se koi b lelo lekin plz
"NAHa" lo.

Zabardast Baat*

Naiki Kar Ke Aisay Bhool Jaya Karo..!!

Jaise Gunah Karte Waqt Apne Rab Ko Bhool Jaate Ho...

Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..

Apki himat kese hoi mere bare me logon
Ko kehne ki
K mai

Sweet
Cute
Smart
Beautiful
Inteligent

Hun
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Agr muje NAZAR lag jati to?

Mohabat pehli bar ho to
“Bhola pan”

Doosri bar ho to
“Apna pan”

Teesri bar ho to
“Dewana pan”

Aur agr
bar bar ho to
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O Hello!
“Banda Ban”

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

Pathan-
Aaj hume Allah yad aa gya

Major Rohail-
Wo kese?

Pathan-
Hamara dukan mai jacket wala larka aya ur bola
"Allah O Akbar"
ek rupe ka sawal hy baba

santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
santa cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.. ;

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen


K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

It Is A Challenge For You..

Ap Kabhie Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte..

Himmat Hai To Kar Le Dikhao..

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Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load... ;->

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa:

“jithy Ami Dabi,

Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)