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Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.
Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo"
santa sent Rs600 n wrote, "O-A Main sabka baap hon:->"
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...
Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....
Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..
TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai.
Santa : Sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho ;->
A Santa & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Santa Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
Teacher To Santa:
Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?
Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:
Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->
Santa 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
banta kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?
santa: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...:-P;->
Ek Santa ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Santa Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay
1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Santa se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Santa:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:
"Pakistani di mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich
Uffff! banda ki kare?
Breaking news, pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns. For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) former knwn as PCB.
"Honey bees must tap two hundred flowers
To make one drop of honey.."
Remember:
The sweetest reward comes from the hardest struggle....
Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings The Door Bell Of A Girls Home.
And Asks:
"Do You Believe In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again.."
Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hy!
Kitne Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.
Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”
Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”
Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
Greàt Wørds...
"This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don't Know How People Find Time For Study."
William Nalaiq:-)
Pyar me Zuban chup ho to Ankhen Bolti hain.....
Ankhen chup hon to Dil bolta hai...
Aur agar Dil bhi chup ho to?
Molvi bolta hy
"4 Takbeer Namaz-e-Janaza.
Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!
Woh Hans Raha Tha..
Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..
Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..
Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:
Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash Mei,
Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.. :-)
Neend ki goli kha Lo acha rahe ga,
Sochon se jaan churra Lo acha rahe ga,
Bachi to Tum Se PHANSTI Nahi koi,
Sub Larkiyon ko Behan bana Lo acha rahe ga.
Plz Iss sMs Ko Kal Prhna,
Ruk Jao
Ruk Jao Plz
Ruko Na
Ruk Jaa
Ruk Oye
Ruk Na
Mujhe Pta Tha Tum Nahi RukoGe
Main Msg he kal kron ga.
Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi he
Shart humne hawaon se laga rakhi he
Na jane kis taraf se tum aajao
Is liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi he:
love u
I love u
I love u
I love u very much...
Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi,
Laila majnoo se magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi.:-