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Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?
Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.
Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.
Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?
Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.
Shukar ada karo us KHUDA ka k jisne mujhe dunya me bhejdia..
Warna..
24 ghnte khali mobile Screen ka mo dekhna prta
NA SHUKRO...=
"The difference between divorce and legal separation
Is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
Yeh sms jis insaan ko milta hai woh 5 second baad mar jaata hai.
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Nai marey?
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Yeh offer insano k liyay hai:-)
Es msg me mera naam dhundo.
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Nahi mila.?
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Ghor se dekho.!
Oper contact Name nazar nahi Aarha.?
Kardi na pathano wali harkat…!
Mai kuch din apny exam ki tension ke waja se khamosh tha
Piyaroo
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Tum samjhe k maa da ladla sudhar gaya :-)
Class teacher ne students ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha
Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:
Sir
'Kanjar' ko english me kya kehte hy =P
Pathan:hum 25 behan bhai hain
Girl:kya tumharay ghar family plaining walay nahi ayay?
Pathan: aya tu tha lakin school samajh kar wapis chala gaya...
Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .
Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . .
Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..
Husband: Tumhara Munh.
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
Shair Arz kia hai,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.
Silence is the fence around wisdom!!
If your foot slips,
You can always regain your balance..
But if your tongue slips,
You can never recall the words...
When you develop the ability to listen to
anything without losing ur temper or self-confidence,
It means you have become EDUCATED..!
Hurting Sumone is as easy as Cutting a Tree
But making Sumone Happy is like Growing a Tree
It Takes a Lot of Time
So.. Don't hurt anyone !
Time is free, but it's priceless.
You can't own it, but you can use it.
You can't keep it, but you can send it.
Once you've lost it, you can never get it back.
~"LearN FoR ExcellencE, NoT FoR SuccesS.....
SuccesS WilL AlwayS FolloW YoU....."~
(BABA RANCHORDAS CHANCHER)
Efforts are never Wasted..,
Even if they lead to Disapointing results…,
Because they make us More Stronger & Experienced.
I Never Expect Other's to Miss Me
But I WiLL ALways Drop My Msgs into their Inbox to Show:
I StiLL "Love & Remember" them, with or without Their Love...
Life's most deepest feelings are often express in silence......
And the one who can read volumes from your silence is your true friend...!
Every Test in life makes us Bitter or Better.
Every Problem comes to Make Us or Break Us.
Choice is ours,
Whether Become Victim or Victor.
The only gracious way to accept an Insult is to ignore it,
if u cant ignore it,top it,
if u cant top it,
laugh at it,
if u can't laugh at it,
u probably Deserve it"
Don't Trust Money,
Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep
It gives Books but not Mind
It gives Luxuries but not Happiness
So
Transfer it to My Account..
Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?
Student: Sir 4 Mausam.
Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?
Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)
Muhabbat ho jaye..
Yaa..
Machar kaat lay..
Anjaam aik hi hay..
:-)
Raat ko neend nahi aati.
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Happy Macher Season.
Height of my bad luck!
I want to kiss the most attractive "person" in the world but. . .
oh!
My lips can't touch My Cheeks...
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?..
Dunyia mein 2 tarha k løg hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen...
Haseen
wøh jis ka msg aap parh rhe hain,
Aur
Zaheen
wøh jis ne yeh msg aap kø send kia hai..