JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 28

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Pakistan Mai 'MAH-E-L0AD §HEDDING' ka CHAND Nazar agya Hy
Tamam L0g kurbani k Lye Tayar hojayn
(KESC)

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dkhae

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?
Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?
Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun
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Stupid Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.

Wo Khush Ikhlaqi,

Wo Piyari Aankhen,

Wo Masoom Chehra,

Wo Umda ZAHEN,

Wo Nice Personality,


Aap Ko YÄÄD Hai Na..?


GOOD!




HAAN HAAN,

MAI AB BHI WAISi Hi HOON.....

Tera 'SmS' Na Ane Per Mai Yehi Kah0n Ga "FARAZ"
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Tenu Mobile Kinne Dilaya 'ßHOOTNI' K:-)

Samandar k kinare beitha karo,

Koi na koi lahar to aaye gi,

Kismat na badli to kya huwa,

Kam se kam "SHAKAL" he dhul jaye gi.

I m a flower but Rose is U

I m a star but Moon is U

I m a stone but diamond is U

I m the sky but sun is U

I m a tree but

Uspe Latka BANDER Is U;

Bejan phool ko khushbu dna koi apse sekhe,

Rohthe hwe ko hasana koi apse sekhe,

Dost banana to har koi janta hy,

Dost ko topi pehnana koi apse sekhe

Teacher:
Jawani aur
Burhape me farQ btao...?

Student:
Jawani me mobile me
HASEENON
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMON k ;-)

Fakeer:
1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:
Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

GOLDEN WORDS

Agar Tum Jise Bohat Piyar Karte Ho Ussy
Na Paa Sako To
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Us Ka Number mujhe De Do
Kia Pata Mere 7 Set Ho Jae.

Chinese lady Indian lady se:

mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!

Indian lady:

bus behn, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai...

VFONE menu main apka swagat hai


Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen


Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen


SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen


Aur


apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Maa k paon dbaen. :-

Mere pass balance ni hai.
Plz... thora 30 ka l0ad kara do



















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bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.
:-!

Docter :
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Santa :
Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?


Pathan: "SORAKH"

Teacher to pathan:
Batao ''Qaatil'' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Jb DRIP END hone lagi tow usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao


Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya....

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai.......

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?

Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy

Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

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Said


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aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy: Haan Hon.

Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.

Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon IDEA Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. :-)

Aaj Kal Ke Log Bhi kitne Jealous Ho Gaye Hein..

Faraz....
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain

Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai...

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...

Shortcut Propose

Boy : Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon...

Girl : Q ?




Boy : Aik Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai ;-)

"Insan Ki 4-MAA HoTi hen"
1-apki apni maa.
2-NANI MAA
3-DADI MAA
4-W0 Jis k Bary Mei ammI RaT Ko KehTi hEn

Ye 12-BajY kaY Baad

Teri Kon C MAA Ka Fone Ata hy.

Jab snam teri yadain ati hain

kya kahen hame tattiyan lag jati hain

hmari yadon k lamhe to tumko b satate honge

tattiyan na sahi paad to tumhe b ate honge?

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?