Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

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6 Years Ago | 11 shares | By himanshu yadav # 8830

naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...

7 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me
Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,!
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Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.!
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1msg Subah.!
1msg Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram.

7 Years Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1

7 Years Ago | 8 shares | By ishika chakraborty # 8847

the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai...


agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :)

7 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy To God After Result
"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Methi
Agr Pass Kr Deta To Kya Baat Thi
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God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata To Kya Baat Thi!!
Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pas Thi!! :P
God Rocxxxx....Boy Shocxxxx:p

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,

the manager telled

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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.

7 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Love # 158

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1.Kamine call kar
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2.Cigarette lete hue aana
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3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
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4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
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5.kaha hai saale ??
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6.kal college ya bunk...??
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7.Dimag mat khaa.
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8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai,

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

8 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

8 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.

He was shocked!

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'Kyunki

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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the

Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1406

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
dosto.
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya
kroge.

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

"Main to yohi Paani ko Gaur se dekh raha tha

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mere ~*DOSTON*~

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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:

... "Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"

8 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAWAN KATARIA # 3304

Duniya me 2 hathiyaar hai jo parmanu bumb se bhi jyada khatarnak hai..
1. Ladki ki smile
2. Ladki ke ansu
Jo kisi ladke se kuchh b karwa sakte hai.

8 Years Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Agar kisi ladki ko dil se chaaho,

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puri kayanat usey tumse ALAG karne me lag jati hai...

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH DIYA KARO.

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

'ufff sardi"

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Jab Uper Likha hy ke sardi Hai

to Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho:

2013 ki pehli bezti mubark ho.

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

if aalia bhatt marries siddarth maliya,

then

what would she called???

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aaliya maliya...

&

their bachche known as dhamaliya :-)

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad

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kyun ki

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humari apni gali mein setting ho gayi hai

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1406

Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai, ..
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. Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par
kar le to,,.
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. Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By srikanta sahu # 8794

I'm gonna buy a pizza 5
minutes before the new year
and when they arrive ill say
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Saale mene ek saal pehlye
order kiya tha tu abi leke aa
rha hai

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sidhu's epic Hindi commentary last night . 14 required of 2 balls.

Ramiz raja: agar 1 ya 2 no ball ho jaaye

aur

fir six lag jaaye to Pakistan jeet jaayegi.

Sidhu: ye whi baat hui ki

agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti

to main use chacha kehta..

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy jab fail ho jaye mom 3 words kehti hai:

AUR JAA GHUMNE....

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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:

SHARM NAHI AATI.........

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dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain

but

dil jeet lete hain

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Abe Tu Bhi..

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : "nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :p :O :D :D

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

January jii.....

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Itna gusa???? :P

Tum ny to logo ki kulfi bana di....:D

Kaanp Kaanp k Vibration Mode pe laga huwa hun ....

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Laakh koshish kar le temperature..

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par

tu Indian Government se jaada nichey nai gir saktaa..

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By nutan nanhi # 8821

tu dur sahi mazbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai tum saas waha lete ho or badbu yeha tak aati hai.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Its very nice 2 discuss problems wid frndz.!! !!

Not bcoz that

they will solve it,

Par

"kamine aisaa stupid suggestions denge k problem hi bhul jaaoge "

11 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Rabb se dua karte hain ki

sab ko khushiyon ka sansar mile, ,

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aur

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jo hamara PAGE like nhi karte

unhe apne Gf/Bf se bhai/behan ka pyaar mile

abhi bhi dekh rahe hain ....

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