Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 136

Do you know what''d look good on you? Me.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

I''m like Domino''s Pizza, if you don''t come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Is it hot in here or is it you?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

You''re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can''t stop you!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

Are you from Tennessee? Because you''re the only ten I see!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

I hope you know CPR, ''cause you take my breath away.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

There''s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

Get your coat love, you''ve pulled.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

I''m not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 21

I didn''t believe in angels until I meet you!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That''s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 72

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

Hi, my name''s Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Here''s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you''re a fox!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Do you want to go and do what I''m going to tell my mates we did anyway?

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

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