8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 40

Nibhaun waliea di gal hor hundi aa, lorh vele kam aun waliea di gal hor hundi aa, gallan tan sari dunia hi maardi aa, ik awaaz te aun waliea di gal hor hundi a

Taqdeer ne jaisa chaha dhal gaye hm,
Bahot sambhal ke chale fir B fisal gaye hm,
Ham to kisiko bhula na sake,
Fir B sabko laga ki badal gaye hm...!

Aankhe moond kr baithe ho kisi ke tasavoor me,,,,
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Aise me koi chham se aa jaye to kya ho..??

Ek Din Is Duniya Se Hum Chale Jayenge,

Par Aapke Dil Me Apni Yaadein Chhod Jayenge,

Kbhi Muskuraoge To Kbhi Aansu Bahaoge,

Hum Pyar Ki Aisi Kahani Chhod Jayenge

meri dil me ek dhakhn teri h

us dhakhan ki kasm tu zindagi mri h,

meri sans me se ek sans teri h

wo jo ruk jaye to mout meri h....

Tumse pyar hai,tha aur hamesha rahega..

tumhara intjar hai,tha,aur hamesa rahega..

mujhe marne ki dua dene wali jara soch..

mere marne ke baad jamana tujhe kya kya kahega…

Meri Zindagi Mujhe Yeh Bata,

Mujhe Bhool Kar Tujhe Kya Mila,

Meri Hasraton Ka Hisaab Dey,

DiL Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila,

Tere 4 Din Kay Pyaar Se,

Mujhe Umar Bhar Ka Ghum Mila,

Main Toot Kar Bikhar Gaye

Mujhe Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila.. !!

kisine bohot khoob kaha hai... ''

Agar fursat k lamho mein mujhe yaad
karte ho to mujhe yaad mat karna,,,

Main tanha Zaroor hoon magar fizool nahin.

Ram ji kehte h-

chandni chand se hoti h sitaro se nahi

mahobat 1 se hoti h hazaro se nahi...

Aur

krishna ji kehte h-

chadni chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga,

mohobat 1 se hogi to hazaro ka kya hoga....

to bolo jai shree krishna.

Jo milte hain woh bicharte bhi hain,,,,
Ae d0st..
hum nadaan ek mulaqaat ko zindagi samjh baithe ....!

Friend 1 :- Dosti ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Friend 2 :- Jiss Dosti mein matlab ho wo Dosti nahi hoti :)

A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl,
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha

SINGH te MUSLIM ne Jail cho Faraar hon lai surang khodni suru kiti.. Har ik ghante baad Muslim namaaj padhan beth janda.. Singh nu gussa aa geya te kehan laga:- kanjra je main AKHAND PAATH rakh lea ta 3 din ethe hi baitha rahenga.......

Tchr 2 Snta: Ur son is a fool
See his reprt.
Eng-2
Math-5
Scnce-7
SST-8
Hindi-3
Total-25
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Snta-Total me to kamal kiya hai
Is sbjct ki tution tak nhi rakhi thi.

santa ne ek aadmi ke tapad mar dia
Man- meri galati kya h?
Santa-Saale tu kya smajta h me teri galati ka intjar karta rahunga.

Daru Ki Wajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga
1st Fek K Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Chali Gae
2nd Fekte Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi or ghar Chala Gaya.
3rd Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli To Bola : ''''Tu Side Me Ho Ja... Isme Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi Hai.

A child came back from school & said his father-Papa mainu aj school ch kutt pai.
Bap-O kyo?
Beta-Master ne pucheya 3*2=Main keha 6.
Bap-Theek ta hai.
Beta-Fer usne pucheya 2*3=?
Bap-HARAMDEA oh v 6 hi hunde ne.
Beta-Bus bappu Main v ta ehi line kahi c,saale ne rail bnati..

AALU Bhindi nu pyar krda c.
Ohne prpoze kita ta bhindi akad ich kendi tu tan MOTA ae,
mainu ni psand
Hun vkho aalu diyan girlfrnds
Aalu-Gobi
Aalu-gajar
Aalu-falian
Aalu-Shimlamirch
Aalu-matar
Aalu-methi
Aalu-paneer
Par bhindi di koi saheli ya dost ni.
Moral:-
jo akad kar janda,
oh kalla rah janda.

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg .. Ladki ne 2din mein us se shaadi karli yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai!
socho ladke ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
CA ka syllabus h jitna..!

Ek Dada Dadi Ne Jawani K Dino Ko Yaad Karne Ka Faisla Kiya..
Agle Din Dada Phool Le Kar Wahi Pahucha Jaha Wo Jawani Me Mila Karte The, Waha Khade-2 Dada K Pairo Me Dard Ho Gaya Lekin Dadi Nahi Aayi...
Ghar Ja Kar Dada Gusse Se: "Aayi Kyo Nahi...????"
Daadi Sharmate Hue: "Mummy Ne Aane Hi Nahi Diya.

Teacher-Tum Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Ladka-Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai
Aur Papa Unko Billi,
Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hu
Ya Billa

1budi mar gyi
ladies rone lagi-bebe tu kithe gyi
jithe na dhup na cha
na roti na sbzi
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu-yar dekhi budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi

Boy sees his x GF after 1 yr in market
Girl smiles...
Boy:Sadi jaan te bani hai tera hasa ho gya...
Girl:Tu hale kalla hi ghumda firda ae,sada kaka vi ho gya...

Ek topi bechne wala paed k niche aaram kr rha tha...k achanak kuch bndar uski topiyan utha kr le gye..
use ek dum apne dada ji ki sunayi kahani yad ayi or usne apni 1 topi utha kr phenk di..
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1monky aya or ek THAPPAD mar kr bola
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"Saale tu kya sochta hai hamara dada hame kahani nhi suna k gye kya

Wife- Agar Main Waqt Hoti Log Meri Kitni Qadar Karte Na.?
Husband- Log Tumhe Dekh Daar Jate.
Wife- Kayo.?
Husband- Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt Aaaaa Raha Hai.

Banta to Santa-yar tu eh mobile new lia hai.
Snta-nhi apni girlfrd da chkya hai.
Bnta-kyu
Snta-yar oh jdo mildi si ehi kehndi si tu mera phone kyu nhi chkda.

Santa k marne k baad 62 yamdoot aaye,
2 yamdoot sawal puch rahe the
Aur baki k 60 yamdoot,
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santa ko sawal samjha rahe the.

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?
SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?
BANTA: KIDDAN...?
SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??
Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.
Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai;)

Shaadi karna utna hi aasan he jitna ki Loose Motion karna
Aur nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use ROK ke rakhna....

Teacher santa se Koi aisa sentence bnao jis me
'MAGAR' 2 bar istemaal hua ho,
santa:-
"Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k,
MAGAR MAGAR"
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