8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 39

1Aadmi God Se
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di He
To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.

A very Honest proposal by a Guy:
"Baby I Luv u.
I Luv u more than I Luv Beer..
And Trust me
I truly Love Beer.."

Small But Big Msg -
Maut or Mohabat to bas naam se badnaam hai....
Warna,
Taklif to padhai hi zyada deti h....

Kisi ladki ko chhedo

uska hath pakdo

Agar wo thappad mare,

To kaho-Tum Pehle imtihaan me pas ho gai

mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chahiye..

Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!

sweet thought
"Nevr get tired of doing little things fr lovable people"
coz
Sumtyms Those little thngs occupy d biggest part In der Heart...!
Gud nyt :-)

Ambedkar used lamp 2study.
Abdul kalam used candle 2stdy.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But....
Do u knw abt
'Me'
only Agarbatti..!
No claps..plz!!!

Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

Dooriyoo ki wajah se hum ek dusre se alag ho sakte hai,
lekin main janta hu hum hamesha sath sath hai ek dusre ke dil me:-)

Dont aim 2 be a slave in Heaven, aim 2 be d king of Hell."
-Alexander.
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"Dont aim 2 be d lover of a girl, aim 2 be d father of her son."
-Alexander's fans!

GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi

Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi.

Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka

"TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..

Boys: Arz kiya h

koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi,

Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,






Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi

jiske damad hum nahi.

Mujhe dard deta hai vo bas ye sochkar,
Ki ham pareshan hokar picha chod denge,
Lagta hai chahat ka yakin tab hoga,
Jab ham dadhkano se sanso ka rista chod denge...

Research kehti hai ki ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai

Aapko pata hai kaise......??

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Nahi pata

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Main bata deta hoon aapko

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Kyun ki

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100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai

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Aur baki

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Apni Mehnat se…

MOHABBAT hum ne ussi din se chor di thi,

"FARAZ"

Jab usne kaha tha Pappiyo ke Paise Alag Aur Japphiyo ke Paise Alag..

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

Girl chatting to a stranger on a chat...

Stranger: Hey could you give me your email id?

Girl: Yeah.. It is [email protected]

Stranger: Take mine [email protected] ;)

Jivan me ek baat yaad RAKHNA . . .

Aansu PONCHNE wale bahut milenge

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BUT

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Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,

SO hamesa RUMAL rkhna...!!

Laila ne majnu ko 1 ped k piche dekha or boli
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola ha,
Phir kuch der bad use jharioun k piche dekha to boli,
Tum majnu hona?
Wo bola ha
Phir kuch der bad use diwar k piche dekha or kaha
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola
HAAN
Haan
Mein Majnu hun
''potty" karne degi ki nahi..

Boy=Mere sath chalogi jaan.
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai

Please forward this touching msg from a Mother to her Sons it could help her reunite with her Lost Children.. "Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh agar Pitaji ki patlun do bilaang chhoti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao...Pitaji yunhi ghum rahe hai."

Log khte hain: Tum kyu apne pyar ka izhar nahi karte?
Hmne kha:jo 3 lafzo me byan ho jaye,sirf utna hum unse pyar nhi krte...

If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!!
If Not..Then Raise your Standards

Tanhayi ka ek alag hi maza hai...
...isme dar nahi hota kisi ke chhod jane ka...

LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.

Ek Din Galib scooter se ja rhe the.
Samne 1 bacha aa gaya to Galib ne farmaya -
"Aankho me jal rhe he unki yado k deep...
Hat jao chotu,
Peep...peep...peep

Kamaal ka hounslaa diyaa khuda ne hum insaano ko....
Waaqif hum agle pal se nahi hote
Aur
Waade hum Zindgi bhar ke kar lete hain.....

Bharosa h Ki Unka Jawab Aaega,
Unhe bhi hamari Tanhai Ka Kuch Khyal Aaega,
Bhul Nahi Pate h Unhe 1pal,
Shayad Unhe bhi Kuch Palo Me hmara Khyal Aaega

Ae zindgi tu kab tak sikhati rahegi mujhe jeene ki tehjeeb.....
Tu khud to fna ho jati hai maut k samne....!