Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The sixth sick sheik"s sixth sheep"s sick.

I slit the sheet,
the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat"s felt.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor"s the doctor. Does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the
doctor"s way"

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot,
We"ll weather the weather Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not. watch?
Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold.
Whether the weather is either or not.
It is whether we like it or not.

Mr. See owned a saw.
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

Stop scratching Scott''s skis.. Stop scratching Scott''s skis... Stop scratching Scott''s skis... Stop scratching Scott''s skis...

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
"Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Betty baught a better Butter,
but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make
the bitter buttter better

Pope Sixtus VI"s six texts.

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter"s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don"t understand, say "don"t understand".
But if you understand and say "don"t understand".
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

Is this your sister"s sixth zither, sir?

khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay aur kharkannon
ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian

Peter Pan''s Peanut Butter! Peter Pan''s Peanut Butter! Peter Pan''s Peanut Butter!

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.

But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought
I thought I thought.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES