Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

The blue bluebird blinks.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

Preshrunk silk shirts

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

A bloke''s back bike brake block broke.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat''s felt.

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

Sixish.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Don''t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Brad''s big black bath brush broke.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop shops stock chops.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington''s windows with warm washing water.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Pacific Lithograph.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.