Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

This one is Japanese.
Namamugi, Namagome, Namatamago.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It''s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

Shredded Swiss chesse.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Thank the other three brothers of their father''s mother''s brother''s side.

Strange strategic statistics.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Irish wristwatch.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Three twigs twined tightly.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they''re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Tragedy strategy.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Selfish shellfish.