Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn"t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Brianna''s baby brother Blaine bought big blue bunches of blueberries.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See"s saw sawed
Soar"s seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Freaky Frank''s friend Francis eats three foot fruit while Freaky Frank''s friend Franchesca prefers frozen french fried frogs.

Mandy Marie Mason Makes Marvelous Minnie

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott that Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shot shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that''s hot! Is it not?

I need not your needles, they"re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, "twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad"s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn"t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You''ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light''s light''s a slight light,
And tonight''s a night that''s light.
When a night''s light, like tonight''s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

Unique New York....Unique New York.....Unique New York.....

What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?

Willie Wilder went wild while we went wading in the water.

Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get washed.

Six silver swans swam silently seaward to see sue sell sea shells by the sea shore

Zing-a-ling-a-bring-a-ring-tonight

Six small slick seals.

Smashed shrimp chips

Stop scratching Scott''s skis.. Stop scratching Scott''s skis... Stop scratching Scott''s skis... Stop scratching Scott''s skis...

Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore

Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City

The Leith Police dismisseth us

The sheik''s sixth sheep''s sick

The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea. Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed? Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.

Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat

Two witches bought two wrist watches, But which witch wore which wrist watch?