Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho
Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.

Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
GOLU:-BV ne kadak halwa banaya tha,Wo khaya
Dr:-To halwa khane se mana kar dete
GOLU- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate

Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Appu: Every married man is a hero.

similarity between wife and popcorn,dono ko thoda sa jalao to munh fula lete hain.

Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?
Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

Wife angry as hubby stands tOO clOse 2 a beautiful gal in a bus!
Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching-
Hubby-i swear i didnt dO it.
W-i knw i did it :)

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

3 Kinds of men in the World:
Some remain single & make wonders happen.
Some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen.
Other get married & wonder what happened.

Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives.


Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.

BEFORE MARRIAGE- Roses are red,
sky is blue,U r beautiful,I Luv u
AFTR MARRIAGE: Roses r dead,I have flu,
Dont get on my head, side ho TU.

Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?
Bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

Whats the Similarity between CHEWING GUM & WIFE????
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both r Sweet at the beginning
&
becomes
Tasteless
Shapeless
in the End.

Jhagde K Baad..

Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi

Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho

Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband.
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Rest in peace - Till We Meet Again.

Shadi k sukh :-
1.subah garam pani milega(bertan dhone k liye)
2.bachche milenge(gadha banane k liye)
3.biwi apse pyar se bolegi(rashan k liye)

MAN-God give me strength. PRIEST-Are you going to a battle? MAN - no, to visit my in-laws.

Patni-Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,Par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?
Golu-Kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: ha dear, jab main chashma utaarta h, tum bhi bahut khubsurat dikti ho

Biwi Essay-
Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai
Jo Rasoyi me Paayi jati Hai
Iska Poshtik Aahar Pati ka Bheja Hai
Ye Pani se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

Wife-Mai Driver ko Naukri se nikal rahi hu
Qki aaj me dusri bar marte-Marte bachi hu
Husband-Pls Jaan
use Ek or mauka to do...

Patni: Pehle Mere Pati Bhag-Bhag kar Meri Har Khwahish Puri Karte The

Saheli:Or Ab.?

Patni: Ab Farmaish Sunte Hi Bhag Jate hai

ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

Patni- Mere Karam Foote They, Warna Mujhe Aur Bhi Achchhe Ladke Mil Rahe They..
Pati- Woh Sachmuch Achchhe They, Tumhare Fande Se Bach Gaye

Banta: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Santa: Every married man is a hero.

"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE
Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD
Is Much More Than Your EGO !

couple had a fight in d nite nxt morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u.
husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le

"Now I always watch my
wedding video in reverse
and
I love the end when she
takes the ring off,goes out,
jumps in the car and heads
back to her fathers
home....

Why do most Indian women pray god for the same husband in their next life??
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Bcoz efforts taken to train them in this life shouldn't go waste!!