8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 31

Turist:yeh kiska Kankal he???

Santa:Tipu Sultan ka

Turist:Or wo chota wala???


Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye .

Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kunki
Dunya To Gol h

2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES

Aaj Mene
2 Kasme Khai He..



1) Parai Ladki Pe Nazar Nahi
Dalunga..









2) Kisi B Ladki Ko
Paraai Nhi Manunga.

Teacher asks 2 Santa change dis sentence
"I made a mistake" frm active voice 2 passive voice.
He replied quickly "I was made by a mistake"

A lucknowi nawab meets Santa..
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga

Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho

Why do women wear watches on their right hand

&

men on their left hand





















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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Santa: Oye aur kaun kaun se colors ki coffee hai apke paas

Teacher: Did you father help with your homework???


Student: No, he did it all by himself.

aap Aise Don ho jiske Paas har Taale ki Chabi hai...
Bole to???






DON + Key= Donkey.

Kutta puch q hilata he..?


Socho...










Simple yaar





Qki puch to Kutte ko hila nahi sakti

Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He?
?

?
?
?
?
?

Chalo Chhodo..
!t's ur Personal matter.

Lalu:Murkh admi k biwi bahut sundar hoti hai.
Rabdi:Ap k pas to humre tarif k alawa r kono kaam nahi

SANTA:MERI SHADI HONE VALI HAI.
BANTA:TO TUJE KYA PROBLEM HAI?



SANTA:MERI BV KO NAHI PATA!!!

Arz he,
Tere deedar k liye hmne pyar se avaj lagayi he,
Aur tu hme bhikhari samaj roti leke ayi he

Mohabat Ke Nam Pe Kya Khub Saza Mene Pai He
Gor Farmaiega
Baki Sher Baad Me.
Abhi Mujhe SUSU Aayi He

Santa:Why do you close ur eyes while playing the piano?
Banta:I can't see the agony of the audience

man:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two piece.......

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Me Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti To Film Ka Naam Kya Hota?



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Stdnt:madam aap murghi hein kya?

Teachr:Kyun?

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Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha

Dil krta he k tere Nazuk Hoto ko chum lu
.
.
but
.
Teri Behti Hui Nak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diya

Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

Question:
Aisa konsa driver
he jise license nai chahiye?
Ans:
Screwdriver

Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"