8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 37

Boy:Hame mile abi 3 din hue he aur tumne shaadi ka faisla b kar liya!
GirL:Main us Bank me 3 saal se hu jisme tumara A/C hai.!

SECRETS OF SUCCESS:-
1.Top mat karo warna log tum se jalenge
2.Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega
3.Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4.Zyada padhne se time kharab hota hai aur time waste karna buri baat hai
5.Kabhi practical na do b'coz bezati ke 2 no. se toh izzat ke zero achhe hai

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda 'kade bullet chalaya?'
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-"kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne"

Aive jaan-jaan ke sataya na kar,gal meri nu dil te layaya na kar Main apni ayi ik din mar jana, aive Meri" ,Mautlayi "Dargaha te sir "jhukayeya" na kar.

2 minute k liye Moun rakho
un Machharo ki atma ki shanti k liye,
jo kal rat apko katne k bad Diabetis se mar gye.
Bcoz
"UR" So_So_So_$weet

Best words by a true friend my care will b in the heart n not in words. My anger will be in words n not in the heart..!!
:-) Gudnyt :-)

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni.................

Man shoots a Mad Dog 2 save Lady.
Nwsppr: INDIAN SAVES LADY
Man-I'm nt Indian.
Nwsppr: FOREIGNER SAVES LADY
Man-I'm Pakistani
Nwsppr: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG.

1din santa kele de chilke to tilk k dig pya.Uth k kapde jhad k tur pya.
Age fer kele da chilka pya si,
ta mathe te hath mar k kenda
"oho! hun fer digna pau".

1. If walking is gd for ur health,d postman would b immortal.
2. A whale swims all day,only eats fish, drinks water n is fat.
3. A rabbit runs n hops n only lives 15 yrs.
4. A turtle doesn't run,does nothing .. yet lives for 150 yrs.
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep Well eat well
Rising rebellion

Unmarried Girls Request:
Is Msg ko Itna fwd kro k Ye Hmare Hone Wale HUSBAND Tk Phunch Jaye
Kahan He Aap?
Kab Ayenge?
muje ab or nhi padhna

Hanuman-Bhagwan ab me dharti par nhi reh sakta..
God-Q.?
Hnuman-Pehle log lait kar matha tekte the
fir thoda sa juk kar matha tekne lage.. MAI fir b khush tha.. lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai GOD-kya hua? Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi aur haath hila kar boli-'HI,HANNU;-)

Santa-Kya mai tere mobile se apni grfrnd ko msg karu? Banta-Kyun apne mobile se kar. Santa-Nahi yaar hand writing pehchan legi na Badi"chalaak"h..

Ladke Ne 1 Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Comment Pass Kiya-
'Arre Wah, Kya Item Hai'
Ladki Muskurai Aur Boli-
'Pagal, Ye Item To Tere JIJU Ka Hai'...

GOLU Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga Ja Rha Tha
Raste Me Kisi Ne Kaha K
GOLU Chai To Peete Jao
GOLU-Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata

Dont giv imprtnce 2 MONEY
B'coz it can give bed but nt sleep
Books but nt brains
Cloth but nt beauty
Luxuries but nt hppiness
SO TRNSFR it 2 my A/c today

1bar 1ladki sunsan gali me akeli ja rahi thi.1 Ladka samne aya
dono bilkul pas aa gaye
ladka side ho gaya
ladki chali gayi
Moral:Sab tere tarah kamine nehi hote

Bhagwan apko dher sari girlfriend de,
Jo MAYAWATI jaisi sunder,
JAYLALITA jaisi slim,
MAMTA BANERJI jaisi shaant,
aur
PRATIBHA PATIL jaisi jawan ho..,..

Never Be Like a Cigarette,
Bcoz People Will Crush U After U r Done.
Make Urself a DRUG,
Let dem Die 2 Get U !!.

Ki$$ of U.S.A. girl, So Sweet
Ki$$ of AUSTRALIAN gal, Oh So Hot
Ki$ of AFRICAN gal,Once More
Ki$ of INDIAN gal,Kro Lakin kisi Ko Bolna Nai.

Plumber Ne Pipe Naya Lagane K Baad 1000/Rs Bill Diya
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

GOLU Bache Ki Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola "Oy School Te School
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai

Patni- Jaanu, Aaj Apne Bahut Dino Baad Meri Photo Kheenchi Hai
Pati- Kya Karu..
..Aaj Mere Sar Pe Wild-Life Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hu

Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai

Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.

SANTA:jis LADKi ko tune SWiMMiNG POOL mein DOOBNE se BACHAYA,usne FANDA Laga kar KHUDKHUSHi kar Li.
BANTA:us LADKi ko to maine SUKHANE ke Liye LATKAYA tha.

@Philosophy of girls:
Flirt wit attractive boy,
Frnshp wit smart boy,
Luv wit Sincere boy,
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Marriage wit
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AAP JESA THIK SAMJo PAPA:-)

Thought of tomorrow:-
kisi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jese apne baap ki thi. . .
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Aur nahi mili to soch lena konsa apne baap ki thi..

Wen u read love msg,
U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg,
Bt u think of d prsn whom u love d most!
Strange..Na
Saala kharcha kiska..
Aur
Charcha Kiska...:-)