8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 38

Agar Koi Hume Achha Lagta Hai Toh
Acha Wo Nai
AchHe Hum Hai..
Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai Toh
Jaan Lo Ki
Bura Wohi Hai..
Kyuki huM Toh Achhe H na..

Santa:Wow .. u look so perfect
with incredible body and flower
like skin.. what do you use ?
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Banta:Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Wife: Maine Suna He K Jannat Me Aadmi Ko Apsra Milti He
To
Aurton Ko kya Milta He?
Husband: Kuch Nahi
Q ki
Bhgwan Sirf Dukhiyon Ki Sunta He

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

Wife:Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo to bhangarwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.

Nhi Mera Naam Us k Sim Card Me,
Nhi Mera Naam Us k Sim Card Me,
Or Me Sapna Dekhta Hu K Ho Uska Naam Mere RationCard Me.!

Gujarati wife : Shahjahan ne Mumtaz ki yaad me TAJMAHAL BANaya,
aap mere marne k baad kya BANdhyege..??
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Husband: Manju mausi ka tiffin

Santa: Mujhe Patni Ka Hath Bantana Hai
Chutti Chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya,Janta Tha Musibat Ki Samay Aap Hi Madad Karenge.

A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
So,
What Did Santa Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says
'No More Tears'..!!

SANTA Ghar aaya to sochne laga k aaj kya khas kam karna tha?
bhul rha hu kya tha?
Sochta Rha
Raat 2 baje Yaad Aya
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA

Awesum fact...
Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he....
Hmmm....
tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai

Tute hue dil se hi sangeet nikilta hai..
Rockstar
Jo hum nhi padte hai usi syllabus se hi paper nikalta hai.. - student

4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia....
imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki.
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maa ki aaaankhh
aise pyaar ki..!!

According to Research-
A MAN is declared Dead wen his HEART stops BEATING and
A WOMAN, wen her TONGUE stops MOVING..

Prpose krne ka neya tariqa:
Boy: Mujhe apka autographs chahiyen.
Girl:Muskr aty hoy
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Kahan pe?
Boy: Nikah namay pe

Sense Of Responsibility:
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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Because...
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

Boy: I love you
Girl: I hate you
Boy: why this kolaveri di?
Girl: ohh god! I love you too but please for god sake stop singing that song

God Says-KiSiko Dukh
DekaR MuJh Se Sukh Ki Iccha MaT KaRNa
Or
KisiKo Ek
PaL Ka Bhi Sukh DeTe Ho,
To ApNe Dukh Ki
ChinTa MaT KaRNa.

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni h.
Ki har taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata h,
Sochte h ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder me aapko Latka de:-

Showing the feeling outside is not the real feeling,But real feeling is the feeling which we keep inside in our heart for special person

Whats Wife.?
Wife Langar k Parshad k Jaisi
hoti hai.Jis me Chahte huye b
koi Nukks Nhi Nikal
sakte,Shhradha Or Majburi k
sath Chup Chaap khaye Jao

Golden Word:
Agar Tum UsSe
Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte Ho To
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Sharam Karo
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lao Number Muze Do
Mai Try Karta Hoo..

If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
&
Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha

The person
who said - "LOVE IS THE MOST COMPLICATED
THING IN THE WORLD"
us k muh pe physics ki text book phenk k maaro!! :-(

Feelings are not written by chalk to erase or write again.
It's written with d ink of love on d wall of heart,
1s written can't be changed.

DoCTor To HiS
GirLFrieND:
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"KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se,
CoLour Na SaMajNa"
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"KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa,
Mera Na SaMajNa"!;

Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.