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10 things I knw about u
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1. You are a persn wid a beautiful heart!
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& "Nothing Else matters'':)
Santa-Batao Raste K Dono Taraf Ped Q Hote H
Banta-Polution Kam Karne K Liye
Santa-Galat
Q Ki, Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kaise Jayegi
newtons 1st law of Ishq
D force applied while proposng a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by d girl while using hr sandal
Santa- Yaar.. Tumhari Gardan Pe Ek Aajeeb Si Cheez Hai, Jise Dekh Kar Dar Lagta Hai
Banta- Aaccha.. Kya Hai Woh.?
Santa- Tera Chehera
ye joke padhoge to haste-2
pet me dard ho jayega.
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islia bheja hi nahi.
kahi kuch ho jata to.
2 pyar krne wale Jangal me kho gye.
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Jangal me khoye hai.
Yaha kyu dhund rhe ho.
Faltu kaam to tumse kitne hi krwa lo.
Darvaza khola to saap nikla..
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Darvaza khola to saap Nikla,
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yeh "ANNA HAZARE" toh "Rajnikant" ka bhi Baap Nikla..!!
Dedicated 2 all my frnds, struggling in Bank P.O's CWE...
"ANNA tum sangharsh karo , ham
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to kar hi rahe hai";-)
1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la
GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h
Seler-Iske 10acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h
GOLU:4lakh
May The Sindhoor,
Testify ur Prayers,
For Your Husbands Long Life,
The Mangal Sutra Reminds u Of,
The Promises That Binds u.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of ur Love,
Happy Karwa Chauth,
Insaan ko sabse bada shock kab lagta hai?
Socho
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Socho
Nahi pata?
Jab use pata lagta hai ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej rha hai.....
Pal Do Pal Ki Sanse Hain,
Unn Ankho Ki Chamak Ke Pyase Hain,
Aa Jao Kahi Se Bhi Dost Mere,
Thori Si Jhalak Ke Pyase Hain...
Udher wo ghar se nikal pary hain ... Idhar mera dum nikal raha hai ..... Ilahi kaisi hai ye qayamat ..... Wo aa rahe hain ..... Main ja raha hu ...
Mai jee raha hu iss arzoo,mai bus tu hi tu hai har juustju mai,,
paa lunga tuzko muzhko yakeen hai,
Aahatain teri aane lagi hai Meri TanhaYi mai Meri TanhaYi mai
Jab chale toh tanha the safar mein Mohsin...
Fir tum mile, gham mile, tanhayi mili, Kafila sa ban gaya ......
New Idea
Boy: Tumhare Pen me INK nai hai kya?
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai!!
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Boy: Acha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikha
Santa-Main tujhe phone kar raha tha, par tera mob no bhul gya
Banta-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leta
Santa-Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya.
Santa Road par pada tha
Policeman-Itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Santa- Mazburi thi
Police- Kya mazburi thi?
Santa- Botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
Santa: Banta Bata
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?
No Ans By Banta!.
Santa: Abey! Dono Ke Hi Rate Bina Matlab Ke Badh Rahe He
Teacher: Name a device which turns your thoughts into speech.
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Santa: Daaruu madam ji (Alcohol) ............:-)
Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Naye Car Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo Rakha Hai.?
Papa- Beta, Kyo Ki Yeh Bhi Mere Control Ke Baahar Hai.!
Bond meets a Tamil guy..
Bond: My name is Bond..
(smiles and then says)
JAMES BOND..
Tamil Guy: I am Sai..
=>Venkata Sai..
=>Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Lakshmi Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Srinivasalu Lakshmi Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
Bond commited suicide !!
The Best and the Most Daring lines on the T-shirt of a boyfriend on a date : "I love u for pleasure,
if you want loyalty,
Hire a Dog"
:-)
Santa teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question.
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis D luv u 2.ate ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ? .
"U know Y people say dat U can't sleep when U r in Love?
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4 the 1st time in ur life U wil find sUmthng realy more beautiful dan ur dreams.."
Good night:-)
Khuda aapko Paisa, Bngla,
Reputation, Shakti-bhakti
Pyar-car aur aur
Aur kya dekh rahe ho,
"LALCHI"
Itna kafi nahi hai.