8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 33

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
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Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge

(Ise Majak Mat Samjhna)

Aaj


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1 bajega!.

GOOD NIGHT

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali

Zindagi k 7 Ahem kaam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment.
4)Love.
5) .
6) .
7) ...

Love k Baad inshan kisi kaam ka nahi rhta.

Paise Se Gaadi Kharidi Ja Skti Hai,
Magar Samay Nahi
Insaan Kharida Ja Skta Hai
Magar Pyar Nhi
Isliye Aap Apna Sara Paisa Muze De Do.

Diff b/w Ignorance &Patience
Wen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCE
Wen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE

Chhup Chhup Kar Hame Dekha Karte Ho

Be-wafa Keh K Badnaam Karte Ho,

Aana Hai Agar
To Aa Jao Paas,

Kyo kisi Bahaane
Ka Intezar Karte Ho..?

Munabhai-"ye barish ke waqt bijali Q chamakti h?
Circuit-"Bhai,bole to uparwala torch maar ke dekhta hoeyga ki,koi NANGA to nahi NAHA Raha

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he

Santa went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do

Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana he?

Santa-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he.

Ruthi Ruthi He Meri Sari Rate
Fike Fike Se He Mere Din
Ak Baar To Mil Lo Aakar Mujhse Sanam
KatTe Nahi Aub To Tere Bager Na Rat Na Din...

ur Eyes&Think abt urslf
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft m cartoon film dikhi na?
Chalo ab Thnx bolo

many many return of day .....Read twice bcoz quote is nyc...
"Lyf can give us no. of beautiful frndz"....
But,
"Only true frnd can give us beautiful lyf...!!"

The most beautiful line=

Sapne wo sach nahi hote,
Jo sote waqt dekhe jate hai...!
Sapne wo sach hote hain,
Jinke liye aap sona chhod dete hai....

1Hath me PEN
Dusre me Phone,Ek Kaan lecture par
Dusra Gossip pe
Ek Eye Board par
Dusri lover par
Kaun bola Student life is Easy
STUDENTS are vry Busy...

Hey"PRABHU"Kya Teri Maya Hai?Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya haiNa "like" Na Hi Koi "Cmnt".Kya Chun-Chun k Sirf "KANJUSO" ko Hi Mera "DOST" Banaya Hai...

ap bhul jao yah apki marzi magar hum apni akhri saans tak apko bhula na payenge,
waada karte h ap se
hum mar bi jaye to sab se jada
ap ko rulange..........

Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi
Hum To Tujhe Yaad Karte Rehte Hain
Tujhe Dekhne Ko Dil Tarsata Hai
Hum To Intezar Karte Rehte Hain…....

Keh hi dala us ne ik din,
Iss kadar tootay ho,
Tou bikhar kyon nahin jate,
Tanha tanha rehte ho,
Tou sanwar kyon nahin jate,
Kab tak jiyo ge yeh dard bhari zindagi tum,
Kisi roz khamoshi se maar kyo nahi jate.......

Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga
Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga …....

APNI DOSTI BILKUL "HIT" HAI,..?..LOVE EMOTIONAL SAB KUCH ISME "MIX" HAI..?,HUM APKO NAHI BHULENGE YE BHI "FIX" HAI,.BUS AAP HUME BHUL NA JAYE YAHI "RISK HAI,

Dil Ke Kareeb Hi Rehna
Dost Bas Hume Hi Kehna
Kuch Khas Ho Aap Mere Liye
Zyada Kuch Nahi Mangte Aapse
Bas Meri Jagah Kisi Or Ko Mat Dena

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Oye tera affair chl rha h n tune muje bataya b ni, koi bat ni, dkh li teri dosti






Agr aise msgs teri mumy pad le to kitna maza aaye.;-)

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ALe-ALe Kya Hua,
Kyu Naraj Ho?

MeLe SMS Ka Wait kaL Lahe Ho?

Lo Aa Gaya MeLa SMS!
ChLo Ab MuskuLa Do
Good morning:-)

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A BIG CAKE
fOr YOU

WiD LOviNg
THoUghts &
PrAyErs
tO
MakE
U
HaPpY
On
Ur
'BIRTHDAY'
HV A WONDRFUL BDAY EvnInG.:-)

Every second GOD remembrs U. Every minute GOD blesses U. Every hour GOD cares 4 U, B'coz Everyday i pray 2 GOD "Rabb ji! BANDE apne khas ne-dhyan Rakhio".

Jise Samajhte They Zindagi
Meri Dharkano Ka Fraib Tha

Muje Muskurana Sikha Kar
Meri Rooh Tak Ko Rula Gaya

Pagal hone Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika
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Oye...! ! !

Abhi kya kam Pagal Ho jo Tarika dhund rahe Ho!!!:-):-)